I completely agree with you

I've decided that the only fair thing to do right now is to line our batters up against a wall and let the pitching staff chuck fastballs at them. This is to be a daily ritual. Batters are only excluded from the wall if they go on a hit streak of 3 games. They return to the wall if the don't get a hit for 3 games. Players who ony get 1 start a week or less get to watch from the sides - they may also laugh and point.

Alternmatively Gibbons and JP get their marching orders and we put a trained chimp in charge as it would seemingly do a better job.

Go Rays

The Tigers sweep the Yankees in the bronx

I like it!!

Maybe we could get a 'Naughty' chair also and make them sit on it if their bats go missing!

You sure you dont fancy the job

The Mets thrash the Dodgers 12-1 away from home

quite a win for the Mets considering LA were 8-2 in their last 10 before todays game.

The Jays seem to be out of their slump, winning 6 of their last 7. They even got the bats swinging a bit last night, but we really have the most fantastic pitching to thank for the recent wins. Shaun Marcum's last 2 outings have been absolute gold (I've been fortunate to witness them both firsthand) with 9 strikeouts in each game. Must aslo mention Dustin Mcgowan who is throwing some kind of heat. I think he's going to be the player that AJ Burnett was supposed to be.

Bobby Hill on the mound for us tonight. I'm actually hopeful of another victory - even though we're historically bad against Tampa.

Also looks like the injury to Johnny Mac is not as serious as it first appeared (thank fook). He may not even need to go on the DL.

So Gibby gets a reprieve for now (especially after his comments about giving JMac more game time) - JP can still fook off though.

Thank Goodness, I was starting to think I had cursed all my favourite players

Hands off girlie, JMac is mine.

Shame my Man Tits couldnt get on the jumbo tron!

No, but I certainly got an eyeful.

Oh, and HTF do you not manage to get a man home from 3rd with no outs and the top of your order at the plate? FFS!

Only the jays know how

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Im itching to watch the Mets v Yankees but theres a delay

lets kick some butt come on you Mets

Cubs beat the pirates 7-4. It was the 7th time they have played this season and the bucs are yet to win a game

. Here's hoping for 2 more wins against them this weekend.

Nice to see the Yankees falling further and further

Go Rays

Whoooo NY Mets 7 NY Yankes 4

The Pirates finally beat the Cubs 7-6

im sure the Cubs will bounce back tomorrow.

The White Sox are doing better than expected so far this season but I can't see them keeping it up for the whole season.

Alfonso Soriano has 7 home runs in the last 6 games, including back to back 2 home run games, certainly doing my fantasy team good

Mets v Yankees is live on five tonight dont miss it

And they did 5-4. The cubs have just completed a cracking 8-2 home stand.

That was an absolute cracker