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It is just before the Arsenal/ Liverpool game. Arshavin goes into the changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

“What’s up?” he asks.

“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important, but, you know, it’s only Liverpool. They’re a bit rubbish at the moment, and we can’t really be bothered”.

Arshavin looks around at them, all so demotivated, and comes up with a plan.

“Don’t you worry, lads, I reckon I can beat them by myself - after all I’ve almost done it twice before. You lads go and play on your Xboxes.”

So Arshavin goes out to play Liverpool by himself, and the rest of the Arsenal team go off to do whatever it is that teenagers do these days.

After some time they wonder how the game is going, so they go online to check the score. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Arsenal 1 - Liverpool 0 (Arshavin 10minutes)”.

He is actually winning all by himself!

Fast forward an hour or so, and Aaron Ramsey looks up from his Xbox.

“It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”.

They check again.

“Result from the Emirates: Arsenal 1 (Arshavin 10 minutes) - Liverpool 1 (Torres 89 minutes)”.

They can’t believe it, he has single handedly drawn against Liverpool!

They rush back to the Emirates to congratulate him, but they find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands, weeping.

He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down,” he sobs.

“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Liverpool, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!” laughs Cesc Fabregas.

“No, no, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”

I see the city fans have gone back into hiding after their defeat at Everton. Hopefully they will still be in hiding after tonights game.

They will be

im pretty sure we will have nothing too hide about a comfotable 2-0 will loook pretty good too me a nice double from tevez

Come on city off to the pub i go CUMON CITY

Amen.

Have you joined the green and gold army yet?

Brilliant ammo there Catalancs. Sorry did I say ammo? I meant joke.

Shut up Manchester.

Not going to the game then?

An old one that. I first heard it in 1998. Seriously old. It's probably even older than that.

According to Talksport
Van der Sarr

Rafael
Brown
Evans
Evra

Valencia
Fletcher
Anderson
Carrick
Giggs

Rooney

My dad told the me same joke but Bobby Charlton got sent off

Looked outside the area for me on that penalty call. If that particular contact that was made in the area is a penalty then expect 5 penalties a game to be given. Should make it a better tie though

Case of Bellamy going down as soon as he crosses the white line. Had no trouble getting away from the challenge outside the box.

Referee seems to have a good angle on the incident as well. All round poor decision

Shocking call on the penalty, foul outside the area..Bellamy was lucky to not get booked shortly afterwards as well.

Looked convincing in live play. Replays made it look dubious but Rafael was foolish for doing that in and around the box, similar to Richards' pathetic shirt pull vs. the mighty Everton.

Can't say I'm watching but ... City 2-1 up now.

Given has been outstanding.

Best goalkeeper in the UK.

Another top save there. Shame he doesn't have the silverware to match his skills. It's a pity Fergie doesn't do interviews with the beeb as tonights could of been a good one!

Dubious? There was no contact in the box so it was a dive


I play fullback and if someone turns you the first thing you do is put your arm across them and have a little pull on the shirt just to let them know your there

Awful decision but why did it take Nited 75 minutes to have a go at them??? They did enough in those last 15-20 minutes to have won it and if they start like that next week then I see them doing enough....ps it'd be nice if Nited could find someone who can head a frigging ball before next week too

It was easy to see the diffence as soon as we brought on another striker because Rooney can't play the lone striker role, as soon as he got that free role he started to take them to peices the defenders couldn't get near him.

With Bobby Manc incharge you could see them trying to defend that lead next which could play straght into our hands if Fregie will risk playing two strikers. As for someone who can head a ball we seriously lack hight but hopefully Vidic and Ferdinand will be back next week so that'll add some pressence in the box and from what i've seen of Diouf on video he's devestating in the air.