That doesn't sound healthy

2 restraining orders and a charge of indecent exposure.

Two restraining orders, well I presume one will be (mentioning no names) regarding the All Gold tops, so who the other

Billy Boston

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They still let let him access the Internet then I see

The lad is a sig-machine. A reet RLFans Leg End.

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sick barsteward! on an English heritage site!!

Come on fella, not in the dry moat!

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin,and orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room.

Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.

When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.

The barman says,

"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it, your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; and de odder in Australia, and here I am in Dublin .

When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.

Patrick becomes a regular customer,and always drinks the same way......

Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.


One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.

All the other regulars in the bar notice! and fall silent.

When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says,

"I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh,

"Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!

Tis me ........................





I've quit drinking!"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10753021

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10753021

trying to check somat ont enemy website and got this which made me chuckle







so i think ill go back to safety and stay on our website

www.wiganlatics.co.uk

www.wiganlatics.co.uk

Thanks Conroy that works
just out of curiosity why have they changed their domain address?

Far as I can remember it's never been wiganathletic.com. It used to be .tv

Is that due to the fact that's what most of their fans watch their games on?

Quote ="Bilko"Far as I can remember it's never been wiganathletic.com. It used to be .tv'" Think it still is www.wiganathletic.tv tbh but www.wiganlatics.co.uk still works in the same way that www.wiganrl.com still does. EDIT: .tv doesn't work anymore it seems

Quote ="Bilko"Far as I can remember it's never been wiganathletic.com. It used to be .tv'" Think it still is www.wiganathletic.tv tbh but www.wiganlatics.co.uk still works in the same way that www.wiganrl.com still does. EDIT: .tv doesn't work anymore it seems

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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
____________________________________________________________________

____________________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)







ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

______________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.




Daddy's Rules for Dating


Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge . Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.


Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

[url=http://www.rlef.eu.com/news.php?id=1411Who says big business isn't interested in rugby league?[/url

That'll be the bankrupt Italian National Airline without a pot to pi$$ in!!

No, that'll be the Italian National Airline which took over the name, the landing rights, many planes and some other assets from the liquidation process of the old Alitalia-Linee Aeree Italiane and the entire Air One.

On 12 May 2010, Alitalia released their first quarter 2010 results. According to the press release, the first quarter results were very good with an increase by 12.5% for load factor bringing the total up to 64.5%. Passengers increased as well with notably an increase of 35% in intercontinental passengers. Losses were narrowed down to 125 million, a 40% decrease compared to last year. Finally, on-time performances increased by 8%, in fact Alitalia has recently been nominated Europe's most punctual airline.

Do a bit of research next time flower.

Just wondering if anyone who posts on here is the lucky owner. cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rolex-Submariner- ... 500wt_1154 It may not seem like it but at that price (30K) it's a bargain. At auction with provenance you'd be looking at around 60K+. Interesting bit about the watch from a collector who's been to view it. www.tz-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... f608cd12ca

Just wondering if anyone who posts on here is the lucky owner. cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rolex-Submariner- ... 500wt_1154 It may not seem like it but at that price (30K) it's a bargain. At auction with provenance you'd be looking at around 60K+. Interesting bit about the watch from a collector who's been to view it. www.tz-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... f608cd12ca

I wondered where that went to.............