Will never forget this one about Jonathan Davies at Wilderspool:

"Davies, you've got a f***ing big nose, you've got a f***ing big nose, you've got a f***ing big nose".

All the Davies **** each other
And his sister and his mother
All the Davies's **** each other
**** off back to Wales

Sung to some Welsh tune I forget's
at Anfield in a pre season charity game V Widnes

I think that works well with the Addams family theme tune. I'm sure that could be adopted for a few other players this year

was watching the southampton-man utd game on t.v and this one was so loud it sounded brill....... Of course i have changed the lyrics to Wigan

THERE IS ONLY ONE
THERE IS ONLY ONE
WERE WIGAN RUGBY
THERE IS ONLY ONE
repeat over and over

Would sound fab ringing round the ground!!!!!!

We should sing....

We'll do what we want
We'll do what we want
We're Wigan Rugby
We'll do what we want

From way way back
To the tune of Morning Town Ride by the Seekers.

We don't carry hammers,
We don't carry lead,
We only carry hatchets,
To bury in your head
We are not supporters
Fanatics everyone,
We all hate St. Helens,
Leeds and Warrington.

I guess that may get stopped from being sung nowadays for being antagonistic.

Stolen from Liverpool I think looking at that, changing the st helens leeds and warrington, to man city leeds and everton, classic terrace song though and SHOULD be brought back.

Where's your father
Where's your father
Where's your father referee
Haven't got one
Never had one
Youre a barsteward referee
Youre a barsteward
Youre a barsteward
Youre a barsteward referee

Yeah, heard the mancs singing that when we went to old trafford, its a corker, very simple but sounds top loud.

You auditioning for Green Street Brian

Was singing the same after a few beers last night

That song does my head in. Don't hear a peep from the United fans until they are winning and then they come out with that rubbish! I hope we get more like German football fans. They sing from kick off till the final whistle regardless of if their team are winning or losing. I remember being with a friend watching Union Berlin vs Fortuna Düsseldorf and couldn't speak by the end of the game.

we should concentrate on getting everyone to sing the songs we have first

my personal favourite is the "Two Hats" song chanted at the police!!

we so need a tune to rub Leeds up after last year, went their place bricks thrown at coaches etc
they came ours and behaved disgustingly on the pitch etc.... GET THINKING!!!!!

i will take so much pleasure singing to them this year.....

Bring out the champions has to replace bring out the warriors. when we sing bring out the warriors i feel like im 12 waiting for my favourite Wrestler to enter the ring.EMBARRASSING .PFFtttt

Should sing 'bring on the champions' just like fc united sing 'bring on united' like this

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Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all one and other
The wire family

Not true of the die hard fans. Its a class fans cause it really gets up the opposition fans noses!

In 55 oh this is true
The league was won by a team in blue
Its been a long time since that day
So we'll sing them a song that they F'in hate
56 years, 56 years, 56 years 56, years,

Mad Jacks?

The words are We'll do what we want, we're man united, we'll do what we want. Arrogant song but always good to sing when you've been awarded a dubious decision.

Like the last one you suggested Odemwingie, this next ones related to it:
Wire is their name, Wire is their name,
56 years since they won the league,
Wire is their name.

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You must be a united fan

was birthed at city away that one.... been singing it ever since every game...

If you come Wigan you are sure to be a blue
Ashton, Hindley, Standish, Leigh and Golbourne too
And if you think that this is true you're nothing but a fool
Cause in the town of Wigan, its the rugby team that rules!


They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got the widest pitch in the land
Cause wire are a massive club

They take twenty thousand to every away
They take twenty thousand to every away
They take twenty thousand to every away
Cause wire are a massive club

There's a pitch invasion when they win 2 points
There's a pitch invasion when they win 2 points
There's a pitch invasion when they win 2 points
Cause wire are a massive club

They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands......

They've got the greenest grass in the whole wide world....

Their new best player loves a blowjob from dogs.....

They used to be little, but now they're dead big.....

They have a wolf mascot who will show you his ar$E....

They thought kev penny was the next robinson....

They sell all their tickets faster than us.....

They last won the league in 1955....


Would really take the mickey if we started singing that! Class song! Can add verses whenever!

For me the best song ever made up I believe on a trip to France was the elongated version of Cheer up Shaun Mc Rae. oh what can it be...

Apart from the chanting of 'Yard Dog' at people like Joe Grima or the shouts of 'Gerrem Onside' which are plainly solely Rugby League expressions, I've always been massively disappointed by the lack of invention in the songs and chants in RL as they seem to just be unimaginative rehashes of well known football songs and have no real identity of their own. It isn't really part of the culture of the sport despite recent efforts so perhaps we should just leave it to the round ball code

How about something like liverpool sing to the tune of fields of athenry. Not sure of the words?

My favourite from the old CP days (by old I mean late 70's onwards):

Oooh, ahh,
Oooh, oooh, ahh,
Oooh to be a Wiganer!

Should start off really slowly then go faster with each repetition.