I've heard of giving the dog a bone, but that's a bit much!!!

here's hoping. He hasn't done a thing wrong and he is a great player who will come for peanuts. Hicks is getting on and only has one year left. Stick him down the wing next year. It is like doing the Christmas shopping early.

Plus he'd have his choice of [idogs[/i every Friday and Satday neet in Warrington town centre.

Ah, my apologies.

Talking to some of the players here in Auckland and he's already got a club lined up, it rymns with Dire, Fire, Squire and his brother plays there. These particular players were already making songs up for when we play them.

Forgetting all this dog stuff and looking at it properly this would be a brilliant signing for Wire and would only make them stronger.

If that's true I can see the Halliwell Jones PA system blasting out some new tracks come next season,
Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran
A Little Dog Cried - Jimmie Rodgers
Can Your Monkey Do The Dog? - Rufus Thomas

in all honesty though, if there were some way for us to get him id be happy with that, think the rumours are extremely far from true though!

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we can hope though

and they already play hungry like the wolf

sounds promising though.

If he likes dogs so much he can come and join the wolves. Don't get any more doggy than a wolf. Also were the dogs balls.

The other Five days he could go to Wigan.

You'd may be surprised but not that many Warrington lasses work in the fair town of Wigan.

If somone can tell me how we can fit him in a qouta/salary cap i'll discuss this further but seriously whoever started this rumour, FAIL.

how does everything turn to Warrington vs Wigan.

Both have their fare share of munters, just Wigan has a lot more.

If he did sign for Wire, I would be seriously worried if I was Wolfie!!

Can you imagine.. The whole of the Wigan End starts singing "Wolfie Wolfie show us your Ass" Joel wouldn't know where to look...

...this one is ripe for a modified Man Utd chant that they sing for Ji Sung Park

Joel, joel, whoever you may be........... I'll let you boys work on the rest

be they don't in his hoime country, he is the exception

there is another ji sung park chant though that is miles better, to the tune of 10 green bottles lol!

One of the best threads ever I'm in stitches here.

Joel Joel, I am very sure, that you had your balls licked by a lab-ra-dor.

Well it could be worse, you could be from Leeds, molesting cats with your anal beads.

Quite a warped sense of right and wrong you've got there sunshine.

i think he means its not like hes been doing drugs *ahem* Gareth Hock *ahem*

He'll certainly come when there's Peanut Butter involved...

That guy who has been banned for two years and has thus served his punishment?

Yup.

Do you. I think he means he thinks it's ok to be fellated by a dog.

Someone else who has seen Van Wilder: Freshman Year.