That's not two pillows!

UUURRRGGGGHHHHH.....!!!!!!!!!


"Did you catch the Bears game the other night......?"

"Errr...yeah, yeah"

its that kind of attitude thats got the countrys economy in the state its in today



we work as a NATION.
we BUILD gritters, salters, ploughs etc,
we have enough engineers out of work from closed down industries havnt we??
we kick start the economy also by doing this.
funding? in the first instant we use money we spend on building nuclear missiles.
if we have fleets of unused gritters for years , so be it.....after all we have stockpiles of nukes that havnt been used?? the gritters might get used??

then we get to the real problem....how to melt the snow?
we build giant portable low loader type braziers on wheels and drag em around to thaw the roads.
we get the coal from untapped sources below our country, putting thousands of others back into work.
we use the coal to also make gas, and we invent a flame thrower type contraption to melt the snow.

at an extreme we could see the incoming snow storms over the altantic and north sea and set off a small nuclear explosion to disperse it before it arrived.

earlier poster suggested salt stocks on estates for residents to use????
BRILLIANT IDEA
me and my neighbours mucked in during the partial thaw and as well as clearing our own properties, we cleared the pavements.
alas..with them being wet, they re froze overnight.
now if we would have had access to a couple of barrow loads of salt............??

Noticed on my way out of work around lunch that there were 4 council workers in high-vis clearing the pavements and spreading salt around the town hall in Wigan...nice to see that they are priotising correctly...wouldn't want the civil servants slipping and getting a bruise on their bums...they might not be able to sit on them for the rest of the day

But we have stopped making nuclear devices to build ploughs instead...



Moan Man, you're either extremely stupid or the greatest wind-up merchant in internet history

I really do hope he's on a wind up

Just as we have had our maintenance team clearing our own site at work.
You can't really be annoyed with them for that.

One mon whos works at the same place as, me turned in today after being awol yesterday, spoke as he came in saying you lot have seen nowt in Wigan compared from where I live ........he is for Atherton......we all fell about laughing

oh I dont know about that - wigan is crystal clear compared to st.helens. Haydock is a death trap on the roads!!

Haydock is a death trap anyway, tbf.

A BBC News Special on the snow on BBC One now. There wasn't one yesterday, oh wait London hadn't been hit yesterday! No wonder the Scottish are calling for an indepedence referendum.

........or alternatively they had to fill the gap in the schedule when the Man Utd vs Man City match was called off......

The reason why the gritting situation is so bad (and to be fair it's not only Wigan council at fault here), is that on account of the credit crunch and the subsequent budget freezes/cuts, there are certain things that are easier to cut than others.

Grit is one of the easier ones.

Sadly the gamble has not paid off.

I know the football was due on but they had a news special on BBC One this morning as well, which shockingly replaced Cash in the Attic!

It would of saved more red faces had Wigan Council not stated on their website in November about how well prepared they were for winter and how they had more than enough grit and would not be holding back when it came to using it.

Secretly i was hoping to watch the Manx Derby tonight

The following schools have said they currently intend to OPEN on Thursday 7 January.

* Ashton St Thomas
* Haigh and Aspull St David's
* Ince St Mary's
* Leigh CE Infants
* Orrell Lamberhead Green
* Shevington St Bernadette's
* Standish Lower Ground St Anne's
* Wigan St James
* Wigan St Mark's

The following schools will remain CLOSED on Thursday 7 January.
Primary:

* Atherton St Richards
* Canon Sharples
* Golborne J and I
* Highfield St Matthew's
* Lowton St Luke's
* Lowton St Mary's
* Marus Bridge
* Orrell Holgate
* St Aidan's, Winstanley
* St Annes CE
* Standish St Wilfrid's
* Wigan Sacred Heart
* Wigan St Jude's
* Winstanley Community

Secondary:

* Atherton Hesketh Fletcher
* Byrchall High
* Cansfield High
* Lowton High
* St Edmund Arrowsmith High
* St John Fisher High
* St Peter's High
* Standish High
* The Deanery

College:

* Wigan and Leigh College

The following schools have said they will be CLOSED ALL WEEK.
Primary:

* Ashton St Oswald's
* Hindley St Philips
* Hindley All Saints
* Hindley J&I
* Hindley St Benedict's
* Hindley St Peter's
* Ince CE Primary
* Leigh Central
* Leigh Newton Westpark
* Leigh St Gabriel's
* Leigh St Joseph's
* Leigh St Peter's (J and I)
* Leigh Twelve Apostles
* Leigh Westleigh Methodist
* Lowton West
* Mabs Cross
* Orrell Newfold
* Orrell St James
* Sacred Heart, Leigh
* St John's Mosley Common
* Tyldesley Primary
* Standish Wood Fold
* Westleigh St Paul's

Secondary:

* Bedford, Leigh
* Fred Longworth, Tyldesley
* Hindley High
* Shevington High
* Westleigh

Special:

* Landgate
* Montrose
* New Greenhall
* Oakfield
* Willow Grove
* Newbridge

Tomorrow: Lamberhead is definately NOT open as we have received a text.
Westfield is also closed and so is abraham guest.

Hope School is closed till monday

Why did this never happen when i was at school!

Probably because when you were at school there wasn't the culture of parents suing the school if there was any accidents involving their kids.

Grrr I never got 3 days off like that and I remember similar snow which gave me just 1 day off. And we had to be taught from them old war prison camp looking huts complete with boarded up windows!

Very true.

When the boiler didnt work at Fisher you were told to put your coats on!

There was. 8-8.30pm

Was there? On BBC One? The I player says Holby City was on.