Don't go comparing him to that fat granny sh*gging scouser

I bet Sam wouldn't mind his wages !!!!

Being small and being petulant are common bedfellows in RL. You don't need to go too far back to find other examples: Andy Gregory, Steve Nash, Alex Murphy.

Small guys are going to get banjaxed if they don't stick up for themselves, and sometimes that means letting the opposition know you can't be be messed with before anyone even tries.

Add to that - Neil Holding, Paul Bishop, Lee Briers.

I'm glad everyone else hates him. I like it that he winds the opposition up.

Just like Martin Gleeson is Super Leagues Charlie Sheen

And the Daddy of them all...Bobby Goulding.

Can't really argue with that,Challenge Cup 1997.

Sam is a good enough player without having to resort to this sneaky, dirty trait that he's been displaying lately. Get rid of it or the consequences will come sooner or later, either by an RFL ban or getting a clout off a much bigger player.

Sam Tomkins is the rugby version of Wayne Rooney.

Hes ugly like Rooney.

He's a dirty little f***er like Rooney.

He's peaked early like Rooney and the only way is down.

He's hated by everyone other than his own fans like Rooney.

You missed the most important one - that you wish he played for your club.

Or up, to go from one of the best in Super League to one of the best in the world

Unlike Rooney though he's loyal and hasn't asked for a transfer at any point.

If only all young rugby league stars were like that hey

Exactly, Rooney turned his back on his home town club after a couple of seasons. I think it's safe to say Sam won't be doing that with us.

Whoooooooooooooooooooosh! Dont normally comment on the pie board but NickKisses reference to Eastmond went miles over your head there son.

I know it did, because I was replying back to the first sentance of NK's post where I doubt Sam would ever ask for a transfer whereas Rooney did after he made the big stage with Everton, HTH.

Sam is a class above Rooney - as a player and as a person

To be fair that's not exactly hard is it. I still don't like his arm bar moves though, he isn't a UFC fighter and I really don't like to see any player try to get a penalty from pretty much nothing.

I think he slows the play the ball down sometimes because he's so busy trying to win a penalty, I think the refs are really unlikey to award him the penalty in the future simply because he's getting a reputation for holding the player down.

actually made me laugh this soo much ... u know full well that if u cud trade him for kyle u wud anyday so lets forget bout it

Plenty time for that yet - he is young and IIRC Mr Rooney has done plenty badge kissing (at Everton too) and professing his love for his club(s). At the end of the day there isnt much true loyalty left in sport (sadly)

Does that make Martin Gleeson Super League's Charlie Sheen?

Are you just copying what I said the page before and pretending you came up with it?

You saw through my cunning plan!