Now this is what we call a polyxicamatron play the ball, where the definition of the babylon lunar chase of the hyper-exptensive kicker may force the primary yet pre-factual motions of a transformative pass and a unequivocally transferable pivotal chase from the pivotal and unambiguous play from the hooker and gergantiunational running from the preflexable, pneumatic play from the scrum half.

Now I've got good RL knowledge, but that guy doesn't half come out with some crap.

Just show us the fricken' tries, Paul.

Al,
Can't believe you forgot to include, upstream,upstream upstream.......

and what about Martin Uh Uh Uh.........Offiah

Yeah, and the upstream mini pendulum

Apparently, during the Wire v Salford game the ball received a migraine.

The ball wasn't the only thing to get a migraine!! That man is TEDIOUS! They should just show the action (including tries please) a la Match of the Day and cut out the waffle!

I really cant stand the bloke, i'm almost certain he makes words up as he goes along.

Just show the tries for christsake. they bored the life out of us for 20 minutes talking about imaginary stadiums that will never be built. then we watched buderus and diskins feet


Awful show

They must get plenty of emails asking for the tries, as Hemmings seems to say between each game that 'the tries are on the website'

Why don't they just give us what we want?

The thing is, he comments on players & teams making very techinical decisions and plays as though they were pre-meditated but most of them aren't, they are off the cuff and are in reaction to the oppositions defence.

Sometimes he is right such as Pat Richards targeting Burrow struggling back into defence to make the break, but most of the time players would have to be an absolute Rugby League genius' to read the game the way he thinks they do.

That's why I find what he says as unlrealistic, made up and very hard for for people to understand...And that's for people with RL knowledge, let alone those little!

Like I say, just show us the tries.

But as eddie kept on repeating, this is HOW the tries were scored



They know people are peeed off with it cos he kept repeating himself again and again. Watching Glen Medeiros sorry I mean Danny Buderos' feet is not my idea of Wigan Leeds highlights!

Last night reached a new low when they didn't show the trys from the Wigan vs Leeds game.......................they showed about 12 play the balls from the game instead!

It's an absolute stinker of a show.

Pull yourself together.

I was tempted to respond the same way but I resisted.

That was so depressing last night, the show is awful.

Rugby League isn't on tv enough and when it is on they show a load of rubbish.

Bring Back Tony Rea

I cant believe people watch that crap? I prefer the sls. Finding out what crazy cardy Harry Grations got on this time is ten times more exciting than Cullens 'analysis'

Agreed 100%

The fact we played leeds i kind of knew something like this would happen the only complament we got off him was we did it better

It's no wonder he is such a failure as a coach. Can you imagine him telling some of this crap to the players? To my knowledge, not many of the 18 stone props in Super League have physics degrees, although by the sounds of things Cullen wishes he had one.

There is nothing more embarrassing than a man trying to sound like he knows what he is talking about. It is just cringeworthy and the only people who like having him on there simply want the comedy value he brings to it. If he had any self respect he would quit as he must know most people are just laughing at him. That said, he is a little bit stubborn as proved by his refusal to resign when hkr dumped wire out of the cup. That still bugs me to this day.

I just don't watch the program anymore. Eddie, although he tries to be enthusiastic knows very little about our game, Stevo should be shot, all he does is try and bring as much controvecy into the game as possible and cullen, what he says may be reasonably accurate,i don't really know as i can't understand him. Bring back Tony Rae. He was informative and interesting and often pointed out things us fans didn't notice. That's what i think cullen is trying to do, just not very well.

I agree with the poster who said it should be more of a MOTD style program than this odd 'magazine' style we have at the moment.

The whole programme is dull.

Mathew Johns is out of a job, team him up with Carney and follow the footy show format and you have a ratings winner for the next 10 years.

Cullen: "Now Eddie, here is a missed tackle 95m from their own line. For me personally, inconsequentially speaking, this is where they lost the arm wrestle in the middle of the park."

Eddie: "Thanks for that Paul."

Rubbish? You bet, but that's what Cullen dishes up every time on Boots'N'All. He picks out the worst 'key moments' ever.

The show is rubbish. Eddie & Cullen are the worst double act on TV, with Cullen eating dictionarys and Eddie dying to eat Cullen...I would sooner watch the Chuckle Brothers talking about RL!

Watch Boots n all online or Sky anytime - all the tries, none of the waffle

offiah has gotta be the worst summariser in history,his sunday night slot is embarrassing----on a par with french and davies,no doubt they'll ruin the semis in a couple of week

Well he didn't mention Eorl Crabtree this week so it could have been worse. Perhaps he was injured....