Maybe imbecile is a bit harsh for this one but I will never forget some bloke stood behind me at the famous Wide to West try. Talk about stating the obvious. He said after the try, in all seriousness, "a try is just what we needed there." Unbelievable.

..Yeah Bostin Aer Kid...

A woman sitting behind us, "His brothers playing here as well. They've got another 2 brothers who play for Wigan. One's called Logan, I can't remember the name of the other one"

Oh good god! Did someone tell Mrs Tomkins that she's missing a son?

There's a guy who sits not far from me who we believe has a saying per season. Very loud shouting... last year was "PRESSUUUURRREEE", and this year is "YA DONT KNOW WHAT YA DOIINNNN", for a reason we're still trying to fathom - he seems to shout at the most bizarre moments... Though it is a running joke in our house, and we're now trying to guess what next year's will be!