hahahahahahahaha i was going to say id love to see rat boy being pounded into the ground by 160 odd kilos of union forwards and seeing him try to milk a penalty by holding on to a stray arm or leg but then thought better of it , ooops i just did

He wouldn't have needed to fib. "All I'm thinking about is playing for Wigan".

I wouldn't blame him at all for taking the payday, as I don't blame Eastmond. I DO however blame Eastmond for openly courting it (not suggesting for a moment that Tomkins' comments equate to Eastmond's whoring himself about amidst the prawn sandwich eaters).

I've no issue with players moving. Who wouldn't take a better paid job, or an improved lifestyle?

Not what I'm saying, at all.

I remember Sam being asked in an interview about whether the switch to Union would be tempting. His response was "I can't even watch Rugby Union, let alone play it!"

That story is poppycock, like everything else that rag prints

25 stone men? Erm....where?

As I said to him,