Quote ="Cherries"Remember when Ste Hampson was a neighbour and Graeme West and Andy Gregory hired sunbeds off me ma. Players bar used to be fun and winning league and wembley 8 times on trot. So obvious that Saints had their fair share. The best days of my life as there was no trouble between any teams. Morris Lyndsey was one of us and would say hi to anyone. Unfortunately My kids converted me to footy but am sure after sat they wil have 2nd thoughts.'"
I actually read this (in my head) in a strong Wigan accent.
Probably the most random first line we'll hear all day.