Eddie Hemmings and Paul Cullen on Boots and All:
'lets have a look at some bits from Wigan v Salford on Friday Night, what did you think Paul?'
'Although Wigan scored some fantastic tries its more down to the fact that some of the Salford players are standing scratching their bums. There, look! We've got Stefan Ratchford... if you just pause the tape there, just there, thats it he's scratching his bum... And on this move here later on in the half We've got the inimitable Bobby Parker looking like he's got his eye on Tommy Leuluai, but then as you can see he stops in his tracks and look at that, he's scratching his bum; its only a little scratch this time but I'm sure Shaun McRae would have been furious about that one in particular due to the timing just before the half time hooter!!! And just this last one Jodie Broughton young lad from Leeds, bags of potential, almost looks like the exact same attacking move from the Wigan side that we saw earlier on in the game and young Broughton clearly extends his hand outwards, under the shorts, and unless I'm very much mistaken he misses the tackle on the Wigan player because of the fact that once again, a Salford player is unable to resist the urge to scratch his bum. I pointed this out the first, second and third weeks of the season and I'm likely to mention it in forthcoming weeks but you can't compete at Super League if you insist on scratching your bum, but thats three tries to Wigan, three scratched bums to Salford.'
'Right, the next game we'll be looking at today is the long anticipated Clash between Brian Noble's new club, the Crusaders and his old club the Bulls, what have you got for us Paul?'
'As you can see I've clearly marked the shape of a toilet duck between the three Bradford defensive players there was only one try scored in the game but this shape is a worrying trend which needs to be addressed by the Bradford Coach Steve McNamara.'
(Should probably get some sleep)
