next to your ground .. higher than the pitch its what ive heard it need jacking up or some galvanised stilts to cure the problem....

They did that and scorched a line from one end of the pitch to the other. Right down the middle to suit their route one football.

Thought that was for us last year with Nobbys 5 drives and a kick

The ones at manU are on robot wheels and move slower than the eye can see but avoids focussing on any one area too long to avoid scortching.

Im betting DW just got a job lot of sunbeds from the JJB fitness centres and though 'that'll do just fine and Ive saved £300k on what ManU spend!'

No matter how bad the pitch is, surely its the same for both teams, and (looking at the Latics position) it drags the better teams down to their level, so why do they complain ?

You heard correct, when the river is up, the drainage doesnt work! wich is pretty much all winter, they may have solved it now, i dont work where i used to so i dont know the details, but that was the case about 3 years ago