I've heard it's actually a few broken eggs and an omelette in a commemorative glass case.

In all seriousness, the idea of giving the opposition coach an award before the first game of the season under our new coach is absolutely ludicrous.

You're quite right. It's so crazy it's funny. But then imagine how MM will feel if he sees a deputation of Wigan fans doing something like this just before the big kick-off. He'll truly wonder where on Earth he has come to.

It'll be those busybody stalkers from the Riversiders. Fruitcakes the lot of 'em.

Well I saw no such presentation.

Noble was well recieved but nothing dramatic.

As it should be.