=blue" Hello, is that the Wigan shop?"
=red" Yes, how can I help?"
=blue" I bought a shirt with a name printed on it but it's spelt wrong. Can you change it?"
=red" Of course, but how is it wrong, exactly?"
=blue" You've spelt RIDDELL as HOCK"

It would be more embarrassing having Riddell on the back of your shirt.

ask em to swap the H on Hock with a 'C'

There's probably a few people on here who'd like a Cock across their shoulders

surely there is some sort of shirt enterprise for you in this somewhere