Dally get used to LB fans wanting everything on a plate.

We've had fans moaning about the sun before!

I must confess I was rather disappointed this Gus fella didn't send a helicopter to pick me up from home, serve me champagne and caviar en route (not en croute), drop me off outside the turnstile near the West stand, get an ex-Cowgirl to meet me, fast-track me through the hordes, take me to the gents and hold it for me whilst I had a pee, escort me to me seat, then go and fetch me a pie and a pint, lend me a rolex in lieu of there being no clock, and then take me home after the match in similar style. After all, 20 quid is 20 quid.

PS You have a good memory!

Must resist obvious gag, must resist obvious gag ...

Now if you wanted curry...................

I thought it is now within the rules that there should be a clock visible to all within the stadium.

Giant screen only provided by Sky at Bronco when the game are on the television

...ah, explains why Mr Hughes has retained the services of the ace fielder then.

Ah right, cheers.

You do tend to stick in the mind