Those were the days when the club made a bit of an effort

Yes I was roped into one of these competitions.
It was great fun actually, Cant remember if I
won but we ended up sharing the VB anyway.

No way is a bunch of kids running about with flags as embarrassing as giving that goon Dom Joly the time of day.

I thought we were gonna get a bit of culture to lift us out of the gloom at half-time. Ten kids dancing to The Clash's London's Calling is not what I was expecting

This club can even make the English National Ballet look bad!

Agreed