there'll be some touts outside twickenham station though. It will cost you £50 I reckon for a ticket but its worth it.

Listy stop with the humour your killing me.

What is this cash the northern chappie speaks of?

Look, Jonny, the truth is, if you just turn up and pretend you just happen to be walking past the ground minding your own business, there's a fair chance one of the turnstile operators will quickly desert their post, catch up with you and offer you a fiver if you will only step inside their nice, shiny stadium for a couple of hours. No need to worry abaht lock-outs dahn 'ere in the Sarf. Awlroight?