Saw a worse one that that. Some Crusaders kids were playing with balloons in the ailse when an elderly Giant stood up and whacked it away from them into the group of Giant fans. His missus gave him a rollocking though and he was very sheepish. What happened to enjoying yourself at the game and encouraging kids to come along

You were obviously sat near the grumpy Giants fans rather than us jolly friendly ones

I sat behind the sticks with a whole load of miserable farts around me who didn't want to make any noise until the last few minutes of the game.

Tight sod

Get a bit wet did you?
Bet you questioned the value with the rain entering every orifice.