Nah, if it was in the Warrington Guardian then it will be right. Chances are whatever is in the Warrington Guardian was written by Tony Smith himself.... in molten gold....... on parchment fabricated from a papier-mâché of fifty pound notes. The gold will have been melted by the friction between his super-hot loins and those of the buxem Wire maidens of his harem. Each of the harem will be the firstborn untouched daughter in every Warrington household. The harem is a dozen strong.
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