Where's the Prediction League this week?
Is DG still on the lash celebrating or am I still too high to find it?

Somebody help please

The things you do for love of FARTOWN



What you need is a wife who is just as keen as me in supporting the C&G and then you don't need to do the chores - but you can still be a slave




And no them blinkin Bulls let me down big time.

Happy to wait 'til you can escape the chains. In fact caring about very little today up here on Cloud #9

all updated.

When the tickets arrive, don't lose them

Excuses, excuses

All ticketing responsibilities now handed over to people with better memory and organisation than me.