It is the confidence you are on the mend that prompted it

One would think if Mr whatsit did try and work with Derek B the only hook involved would be a rather hard right hook

Personally I think it's now the duty of all other RL clubs in the country, ney the world, to issue a statement thanking the wonderful Mr Magoo for his contribution to rugby league and the general saving of mankind.

Also, I think you miserable lot who keep calling him should get to your dusty old typewriters and pen a letter begging his forgiveness whilst promising never to call him again. Oh and your letter should include a list of all his achievements and cash spent and should definitely include a mention about his 'celebrity friends'.

Your letter should definitely not include any of the following words or phrases:
Who do you think you are
Good riddance to bad rubbish
Egotistical maniac

Do it now please.

Apparently he wrote it himself and the club said fek it just let him print it, let him fek off and we start again

That's what I thought TBH, the guy is so far up his own ass. Money can buy lots of things but not your sanity.

So Fev had a fans' forum tonight and this is what came out of it:

(Copied from the Fev forum on Totalrl)

[iBrief summary of tonights fans forum and what was said

Some of the reason/reasons for the big fall out is -

Clubs finances werent adding up from Probiz finanacial advisor - MC enquired about this but no info received

Feisal asked Tony lumb (big fellas) and dave downs to step down for mystery investors, MC asked to meet mystery investors, excuses made not to meet them

Faisal refused various meetings with board and wont answer calls, threatening club with winding up orders, etc

Fev considering legal action or taking legal advice

As well as no investors no 60k for stands either but will be finished without the promised money - club in talks with Wakefield Football Club for their home games to be played at Fev as they have no ground but a government grant for a 3G pitch - Wakefield football club approached Fev - talks ongoing for next season (2015/16 season)

There was never any plans for an all out assault on SL and breaking into that top 4 next season - next season is/was always planned as a consolidation season to see how the new league structure works - more faisal BS based on recent twitter ramblings

Club not in major debt and won't be off loading players. No ''marquee'' signings made for next season.

Club under no obligation to buy faisal shares in club - he is stuck with them and who would you buy shares from - probiz (the shares are owned by probiz not faisal as a person) or fev rovers?

The land is fevs and the business buildings behind new stand will go ahead to generate all year round income - MC dream scenario is a few independent small firms working out of the new buildings, which will generate potential new fans and potential sponsors

Current players offered FT and PT contract will be honoured. Players all happy that everything sorted out and the pressure lifted, hopeful fans saw some evidence of that last Sunday - promises fans that they will deliver on the pitch and cement a probable 2nd place finish - Only one player not happy - Kyle Briggs who became disillouisned with the goings on at club and has fallen out of love with club and wants to leave and wishes to stay at Dews, enjoying game once again whilst at Dews and hopeful he can stay

Ken jones is the new new CEO and introduced himself, spoke well and looking to get back to old ways of when we were top dogs - encourages us to use this hashtag below all the time from the staff and players to the fans #teamrovers as thats what we all are

Slightly off topic announcement - The smoking ban at the ground to be reviewed[/i

I think Fev fans should think themselves lucky he's done one. What a slimy, nasty piece of work he is.

So the big presentation of 60k done on the pitch was just a rubber cheque. The guy is just a slimeball. I still don't think they are out of the woods as there clearly are debts and I would be surprised if the fans have been told everything. If they have then fairplay to MC

Apparently Feisal and Poskitt are rolling up (again) at Fax now

Lost at Rochdale and our own stu litler scored I believe

He started off with all the positive spin at Cas, bringing Vowles back for the day at a match, and then it all started going down hill. At the end he was about as popular as a fa*t in an astronaut suit and I was glad to see the back of him!

Presumably to give you advance warning of said fa*t in the astronaut suit?!

Looks like Fev are not going full time next season.

Unfortunately the unfilled promises from Feisal which sucked in the club have put Featherstone Rovers back at least 18 months if not 2 years in their development. This is a huge shame