It's not from Sons Of The Desert!!.....I'll have to check my DVDs and get back to you!!
"Sons of The Desert" is when the boys fool their wives into thinking that Ollie is ill, so they can avoid going on holiday with them - thus allowing them to attend the annual convention for 'The Sons of The Desert' (a sort of American frat organization, like The Round Table, or Masons) - thats why the L&H appreciation societys are called sons of The Desert!!

The foreign legion films were "Beau Hunks" and "The Flying Deuces".

Can you tell I'm a bit of a fan??

You forgot the cigarettes

half a pack, if memory serves!!

"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"...Shawshank Redemption
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" .......Apocalypse Now
"They call me Mr Tibbs"..........In The Heat Of the Night

Yet another favourite

Groucho Marks talking to a woman in Duck Soup (I think). " Got headache? Take a pill make yer feel better. Better still take the bottle , make us all feel better". Also said " You may not be the ugliest girl in the world but you sure do look like her".

Dead Mans Shoes:

'God will forgive them, he will forgive them and allow them into heaven.............I can't allow that'

a few good men

You want the truth, You cant handle the truth.

i cant understand why

this one had me in hysterics in the cinema and the wife just looked at me. i still giggle when i know its coming up to it in the film (naked gun 2 1/2)

Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.

in fact i've just rad it again and started laughing

Another Naked Gun
"Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?"

All Capuccinnos (icon_wink.gif ) motivational speech during the last interval to his team in the Film Every Given Sunday, once copied it into a motivation DVD for Dave Ingram to be played to his team before an u 21's play-off game (I think it was) overvoice to a few tries and music, I loved it, he loved it, the team lost


I used the speech from Gladiator to music over tries for Darren Abram before the semi-final in 2004 that one must have worked

Pulp fiction..

Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

Some classic lines from :uk83r9r0"Brassed Off":uk83r9r0

Phil (as 'Mr. Chuckles') [i:uk83r9r0"So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "F**k it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their[/i:uk83r9r0 ar[i:uk83r9r0s[/i:uk83r9r0es.[i:uk83r9r0" And lo, God created the Tory Party!"[/i:uk83r9r0

and (talking about God):

[i:uk83r9r0"What's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And Margaret bloody Thatcher lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?"[/i:uk83r9r0

but the one that gets me every time is Danny (Pete Postlethwaite) and his trophy presentation speech at The National Finals:

[i:uk83r9r0"This band behind me'll tell you that that trophy means more to me than owt else in the whole world. But they'd be wrong! Truth is, I THOUGHT it mattered. I thought that MUSIC mattered. But does it bollock:uk83r9r0s!:uk83r9r0 Not compared to how people matter. Us winning this trophy won't mean bugger-all to most people. But us refusing it - like what we're going to do now - well, then it becomes news, doesn't it?[/i:uk83r9r0
[flurry of press camera shutters
[i:uk83r9r0You see what I mean? That way, I'll not just be talking to myself, will I? Because over the last ten years, this bloody government has systematically destroyed an entire industry. OUR industry. And not just our industry - our communities, our homes, our lives. All in the name of "progress". And for a few lousy bob. I'll tell you something else you might not know, as well. A fortnight ago, this band's pit were closed - another thousand men lost their jobs. And that's not all they lost. Most of them lost the will to win a while ago. A few of them even lost the will to fight. But when it comes to losing the will to live, to breathe, the point is - if this lot were seals or whales, you'd all be up in bloody arms. But their not, are they, no, no they're not. They're just ordinary common-or-garden honest, decent human beings. And not one of them with an ounce of bloody hope left. Oh aye, they can knock out a bloody good tune. But what the f**k does that matter?[/i:uk83r9r0
[gasps emotionally, close to tears
[i:uk83r9r0And now I'm going to take my boys out onto the town. Thank you."[/i


Lump in the throat stuff!!

Cincinatti Kid,at the end you lad tells McQueen ,your not ready for me yet,GO FIND FRANK B.

"Murdock, I'm comin' to get you!"

Rambo: First Blood Part Two

Friday Night Lights
Coach Gary Gaines "Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didnt let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasnt one more thing you could've done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman - you're perfect!"

Captain Hadley - Shawshank Redemption
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherXXXXer in here.

Step Brothers

Dr Robert Doback "When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fXXXng dinosaur and get a job". "

From "Theres Only One Jimmy Grimble"

football scout- "So son, how would you like to play for Manchester United?"

Jimmy- "Thank you very much, but I've had a better offer..."

football scout- "Who possibly better than Man United lad?"

Jimmy- "Manchester City"

The best bit is just before you taste it. You're mouth goes all tingly. But that can't last forever.

- 10 year old Maddie, about chocolate milkshake, to her brother... Who's named in the title of which film ???!

That would be Gregory!!



What ever happened to Dee Hepburn?? She was lovely!!