Oh sod it, why don't we just forget about the players and sign as many coaching personnel as we can?
Heres my list:
Head coach Ian Millward
Advisor (1) Alex Murphy
Advisor (2) Neil Kelly
Assistant (1) Paul Rowley
Assistant (2) Simon Knox
Assistant's assistant (backs) Robbie Paul
Assistant's assistant (forwards) Chris Joynt
There is still a vacancy for a kicking coach, fitness coach, stamina coach, wrestling coach, tackling coach and a 'how to not get into a fight on a night out coach'