Will miss the 20/20 cricket World Cup after:

he had undergone electrofulguration - a surgical procedure to destroy tissue by electric current and this inturn and turn into a genital infection.

So yes he's had his balls electrocuted, ouch!!!!

I SUDDENLY DONT FEEL TO GOOD, sweet baby jesus n the orphans

There's folk pay good money for wonky stuff like that.

So I am told anyway.

Surely not in Leyth

If you're interested in trying it out - I'll do it for free.

Ding dong

You filthy deviant. I am truly shocked.

You can go ahead of me in the queue if you want AD

Near the Three Crowns if ur interested!

Can I remind you all that it involves something like this....



Ouch

Ooh this is getting better, I just happen to have some of those in my shed - time and place chaps?


I promise I'll warm my hands!

Once had a girlfriend who offered something bizarre and in return said she would do anything for me.

Wey hey, I thought.

I got her to redecorate the hall stairs and landing.

baddum tish

Who keeps that sort of stuff in their shed

Err that would be me, I knew they'd come in useful one day!

Are they not a tad mor usefull in the car? then again whatever floats a persons 'boat'

What about that Colonic Irrigation shop behind the Globe



This town is getting more and more strange every day



Can anyone think of any names for these wierd shops ?

And is anyone admitting to going in there ?

We have a Costcutter, why not a Cleancutter?

I tried that colonic thingy, the service was sh$tty

I believe the bottom fell out of the market

A neighbours daughter did it for her work experience but got fed up because she kept getting the shi**y end of the stick.

Injury or not, why anyone would wire themselves to the National Grid via their knackers is beyond me.

I think he must clearly be thinking out of the box , or wasn't wearing one in the first place if he's injured his gonads



To then go and have em electric shocked is bizarre to say the least



Headlines in the Daily Star : Cricket star in shock BDSM revelation



I don't know what it stands for , just heard the name mentioned

BDSM is a complex acronym derived from the terms bondage and discipline, dominance and submissio, sadism and masochism.
BD DS SM, or so i've read.

Yeah rrright




Just admit that you spend your free time dressed like a baby and barking like a dog whilst hoovering up for your mistresss!