"Hull could give a debut to new signing Sam Moa, who has been named in coach Richard Agar's 19-man squad."

Whose next? Scott Land? Russ Shah?

there are a couple of female physio's knocking around called hazel grove and anne dorah....................HONEST

Sam Moa is a Ton Gan international

Isn't his sister quite famous as well? Lorne......

Not rugby related but, in a previous job I use to deal with an Highways Agency bloke called Dick Turpin



And no I'm not that old that it was the original one

slightly o/t from that.....couple of 'professional' names that made me howl laughing:

Few years ago, in Dublin, there was a fella doing carpets & flooring called "Lino Richie"
...and when I worked over near Haslingden there used to be a bloke who did car cleaning called "Frankie Valet" !!

What business does our mate Joeanne of here run then

a lonely hearts internet site






i know theres a builder in hastings, on the side of his van, it says "william the concreter"

also, i was in scotland recently, went past partick football club, and noticed the club shop is called " thistle do nicely"




TAXI

A bloke i know is so lazy he never moves Stans his name Stan Still!

There is always that garage in Tyldesley that had their painted on the trucks like this:

Tyldesley
Wheel
And
Tyre
Specialists

Or the bloke from the insect house at Chester Zoo Terry Fiderspiders

I knew a dutch guy who worked in a kitchen, his name was Mr. Dadoodishes, his Christian name was Hans

Oh yes and there's that policeman PC Bobby Selmit.

The owner of the old Golden Moon chippy in Hindley Green was called wan kin tu spitt. FACT

Well, maybe - if there ever had been a "Golden Moon" chippy in Hindley Green!!

1976 phone book entry
The Golden Moon
Swan Lane
Hindley Green

Prop- Mr Wan kin tu spitt

The batter was always soggy.

Played against Leigh the other week Wayne Kerr

There is a Sikh policeman in the GMP called Kum Dan Singh. I kid you not. Moreover, when I last referred to this in conversation with Leyther-in-India's brother, who works with him, I said something about how funny his name was, and DS Brother said 'what, because he's name's Kum?', to which I replied, 'no, because his name's Kum Dan Singh, but now you mention it, that, too...'

We used to have a hairdressers in Barrow called Curl up and Dye


I think someone once said to me a hairdressers shop in a film was called that too

There used to be a little restaurant in China Town in Manc called "Choo Mee's". Good food and cheap. Musn't have paid their due's as three weeks after we ate there the gangsters went in a butcherd the owners.

Back in the 70's there was a copper stationed at Leigh called Superintendant Richard Balls

Then theres the man who invented the glass bra- Seemore boobs

Hindley's Fire Brigade factories inspector is called Officer Burns