Quote ="JackDiggle"Mr Beaumont told the court “I bought the number plate ‘TOP 4’ with the best intentions to celebrate in advance our likely success in the championship - however after we failed and only finished sixth I felt people were beginning to point at the number plate and gesticulate - making me a figure of fun. Many of them used their hands to signify the very least we should have finished was second. People who know me will confirm I don’t like being centre of attention and would find this difficult to handle. A good friend Mr Hock removed the number plate on my behalf and placed it in the boot”.
“All this is Hock’s fault” claimed Mr Beaumont as he completed his plea before being sentenced.
Beaumont received a sentence of 2 minutes silence.'"
Superb, Jack!
Thank goodness someone can still bring a smile to our faces!
