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You won't be organising them though will you Maurice?

No, Maurice doesn't do buses - he'll be going in his private jet, from Westleigh International. Is there an airfield at Albi?

Not possible to get info on trains planned for the date but if same as this Saturday one train to Toulouse just after game and another 2.5 hrs later. That’s it probably about 3 carriages for home and away. Hotels in Albi more expensive than Toulouse. Maybe Premier Sports could televise the game?

Bet they'll be televising Toulouse's game at Toronto! Oh, hang on, that's at Newcastle, isn't it? And SKY will be covering that, won't they?

Lesson learned on that one, had to go through the courts to get my money back from that shower near Blackburn - more of a " fekk em I'm alreet"type these days. Thought I would be on an episode of that get the bailiffs in show at one point but I would advise anyone owed money that the process through ccj online is very easy to do