Quote ="Bent&Bongser"Charlie & Wysiwyg, you've already heard the news then that Toronto have so much money to burn that they are now hiring professional fans otherwise the pair of you wouldn't be hawking your pearlies so shamelessly.
As well as cash incentives, Chas (btw hope you are well), they are offering bookings at the State Circus of Ontario.
Small Print: Dear Mr Torontan Barrister, Bongser claims innocence through diminished responsibility (unless you take up either idea, in which case the author claims copyright to all the above ideas and is in sound body and mind)
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Good Evening Bongser, yes I'm OK, at present in a Log Cabin somewhere in Cumbria ,just watched the Widnes game , the Mutants are only 1 point behind us now.
I've never been swayed by cash offers, or bribes, mainly because I've never been offered them, I just agree with WISIWYG ,who has always been a learned Soothsayer.As for the state of the Circus in Ontario ?I'm not sure,if they allow animal acts over there.I'm already missing Louie, though.
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