Quote ="Dick Jones"One and half already full so it's well do able and anyone thinking of driving [size=200canoe [/sizego on the coaches and have a beer of two !!!'"
Going by Canoe
Don’t you just love auto correct, reminds me of this one….
A man received the following text from his neighbour.
"I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt and have to confess. I've been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not a round.
In fact, more than you. I don't get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later a second text came in. "Damned autocorrect! I meant wifi not wife"