Captain Hadley - Shawshank Redemption
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherXXXXer in here.

Step Brothers

Dr Robert Doback "When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fXXXng dinosaur and get a job". "

From "Theres Only One Jimmy Grimble"

football scout- "So son, how would you like to play for Manchester United?"

Jimmy- "Thank you very much, but I've had a better offer..."

football scout- "Who possibly better than Man United lad?"

Jimmy- "Manchester City"

The best bit is just before you taste it. You're mouth goes all tingly. But that can't last forever.

- 10 year old Maddie, about chocolate milkshake, to her brother... Who's named in the title of which film ???!

That would be Gregory!!



What ever happened to Dee Hepburn?? She was lovely!!