Just a few days from Christmas 2007 I had a phone call from the lottery office who asked did they have my correct address in the posh part of Salford. Of course I said yes and the lass said ,"congratulations Frank you handsome rake
you have won £250 on the lottery."
A couple of days later I got my cheque and spent it in my local mainly on the Salford lower classes.
A few days after that I had another call from the lottery office and this time I was asked was I still the best looking lad in Salford. Well as this sort of thing happens all the time I said well naturally. She said congratulations we are sending you a cheque for £250. Being a model Leyther I said but I,ve already received the cheque. I was gobsmacked when she said, "no this is another £250 cos you have won again."
Since then nothing I,ve a good mind to move to the posh part of Bolton.
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you have won £250 on the lottery."
