The thing that annoys me the most about this guy is how he controls everything. Harris left Wigan to become a head coach but in reality he's still an assistant.

He loves being the centre of attention. If Salford ever do get to a major final he'll lead the side out being carried in a sedan chair with a group of vestal virgins throwing rose petals in front of him as he moves forward.

Quite funny this thread as it was started by Duckie and he practically stalks Koukash on Twitter.

Your obsession with me is by and large more unnerving than mine is to the Doc!

Therefore, you acknowledge, and confirm, you stalk Koucash.

Back to school tomorrow

chris bridge isnt going to be happy.

Hock granted a release!

Didn't realise he was serving time. Doesn't surprise me though.

What obsession RD? You don't need to be Phoenix Wright to work out your twitter handle, especially considering you name drop practically everyone associated with RL on here when you "speak to them".

Anyway, back on topic. Koukash is an embarrassment, not to mention an attention seeking prat.

And speaking of embarrassment, so is Gareth Hock. Gave up a move to the NRL to sign for Salford, now he wants out.

Don't think it was him who decided he wasn't going to the NRL.

May be Koukash could employ a little of the same psychology used by one of his not too distant arab neighbours. Saddam Hussain once sent his under performing Iraq national football to see the delights of an army interrogation centre ,just to focus their minds you understand.

Re Hock: we might be seeing a lot more of him next year.

I hope not. Good player but awful person.

If he signs, I wonder if the guy on here who said that he would give up his season ticket the last time this rumour came around will actually do it.....

I'd rather not sign him but if we do the majority of the time he's on the pitch will be infinitely better than Roy and Waterhouses contribution.

When he plays on top of his game he's one of the best in the business.
Loose cannon though, no thanks.

I cheered the lads on tonight with all my heart, knowing that all 17 of them are decent blokes who'll give their best for us (yes, even you Roy). I don't think I'd be able to do that if Hock played for us.

I'll show my arris in Bridge Street if we sign this "twerp".

Mr Smith "opened the door" for Gleeson to walk through, 5 years ago, as he only wants people committed to the cause.
I doubt Mr Hock's availability will have raised an eyebrow in the Smith/Moran households.

Hock is the type of player who can instantly destroy a teams morale, attitude and moral code. He is the proverbial bad apple, a house made of poo, and i would like to think that the majority of our team are honest and smart enough to know what he is, and what a bad decision bringing him in would be and reject the possibility.

Has Doc lost the plot?
He latest tweets....

@drmarwanK: My mate works for an organisation that reminds me of a tree full of monkeys. Those at the top looking down can only see smiling faces 1/2
@drmarwanK: Those at the bottom looking up, can only see the assholes .

Have a great Saturday evening everyone

Rubber duckie bore off your 3rd in the league concentrate on that!

Struth... the Docs Devilution viral campaign is working then.

Reading your Board is quite reminiscent of the Laundrette in Eastenders??…your like a load of old woman who love to gossip.. you are lucky ..you have a team despite its flaws that is well run …achieving and performs well on a consistent basis..why ridicule others ??…get a life FFS

And your posts are so incisive and interesting, especially your Bony M tribute to "Maaaaarwaaaan" 33 posts in 5 years is prolific and the quality.....

There again, to be fair you must have been studying hard on your PhD in Music after completing your doctorate in Quantum Physics I don't know how you found the time to visit us in Mr Popudopolous's or whatever Dot's secretive bosses establishment is called.