I still can't work out how he did it.

Apparently he set the car running in his slightly sloped drive... took the hand brake off by accident.... then got out the car, walked round the back of the car to do something and fell over.... just in time for the car to roll over his head.

genius.

I'd like to imagine him, on the floor - he's tripped yeah, little rip in the knee sort of thing, so he's on the deck, he can see this car coming hurtling towards him and he's just lay there, locked with fear screaming "STAY NOW ..." at the car.

Genuis is right, Ronan Keating, Gary Barlow or Brian McFatten could not have done that.

Well, he had to be a genius at something, certainly wasn't music.

"....and if you ever, fall over again
you must be sure that, it's not behind a Merc convertable"

ok it doesn't scan, but it's a damn site better than anything East 17 have ever done....and I mean that Deep Deep Down

Love the 'fell over' bit, as you say, genius.

Wasn't he throwing up and then drove over himself?

Truly, the logistics are amazing.

Agreed.

Not sure if its been mentioned already but if they are doing this for 'help for heroes' which I think is a fabulous cause, how come only £5 per shirt gets donated?
Where's the other £40 (adult size) going as they probably won't cost anything near that to make.
I'd rather give the £45 straight to the charity.

Great idea from the club. I'm hoping they keep the idea for each season.

Exactly. It wouldn't be my choice of charity personally (nothing against them per se before anyone starts, but I prefer to see the club do tie ins with local charities like St. Rocco's), but irrespective of that it just smacks of an excuse to release a third kit, charging the same price as the others, but slap a token charity donation in there and watch the plaudits and sales roll in. Cynical marketing in my opinion.

If 100% of the profit was going to the charity, or the shirt was being sold at a significantly lower price (£20 maybe) then I wouldn't buy one myself but I would respect the idea in principle. As it is I don't agree with it.

You seem to be working on the assumption that those shirts are cheap to produce? I've always been told that profit margins on individual shirt sales are minimal (sorry, can't name the sources, too long ago and I forget who said it, but it's mostly from people involved with the clubs!), and the reason the shirts cost as much as £45 in the first place is because the shirts cost so much to produce.

In a limited production run like this one, the cost of production per shirt will be even higher as bulk order discounts will be less favourable/none existent.

I won't disagree with that. And on a related note, I hope everyone bought one of the scarfs?

Well I've bought one and the quality is miles better than both the Home and Away China made shirts (that I didn't buy due to that quality).

Nothing against China but there's a huge difference in the quality of those shirts compared to Australian Made one's. In terms of the material, the sponsors either being in the fabric or actually embroidered. Definitely more like the ISC I've known in the past, lets hope that the club has ISC Australian Made for all the shirts next year.

I can't believe that people are against the club helping a charity that helps people who have been seriously injured while fighting for this country, and also a local regiment as well.

Gentlemen, you could not be more wrong. And I type this with a smile.

The Shirts cost more than you think, I know this as I've just had the 1 MERCIAN RL kit produced, and bespoke replicas (Name and Number) ... (available at a later date). They are being sold at £41 with a £5 donation being made to the Royal British Legion for each sale. We (the Battalion) are making ... ZIP ... nil ... nada ... profit on each shirt. I know that the Warrington Shirts are a better quality than ours ... as I've got one of the new Warrington ones here with me now



If you would rather give £45 straight to the charity then I applaud you ... however, In all probability ('bit of a sweeping statement I know) you wouldn't. By Buyng the new Warrington shirt you're supporting your club, Help for Heroes and the Mercian Regiment Benevolent Charity (There's your 'local' charity bit) ... AND you get a great shirt into the bargain!

The cynical marketing comment left a bitter taste. The Club and in particular Dave Hutchinson and Andy Topham have been incredibly supportive to our injured soldiers and bereaved families behind the scenes. They wanted to put this event on to publicly show thair support AND raise some money at the same time.

Watch this space for more details on the Castleford game ... theres much more to come .. and none of it has been done cynicaly.

Yours

From a very hot Lashkar Gah ... honestly!

A Mercian

This year it was supposed to be the away kits turn to find it's way into my wardrobe, but the similarity with Man U away kit put me off. The apparent quality issues then put me off the home kit too so I was happy to go a season without a new shirt (more than enough older ones to keep me going).

When I saw the new shirt I was instantly a fan and went out and bought one today. Love the design, the idea and the quality is great. I'll be wearing mine with pride at the pie dome and then in Tenerife next week. Actually I quite like the idea of using a similar 'camo' design for next seasons away kit.

If people are so concerned about their local charities 'missing out' I'm sure the various charities would be very happy to take any old tops to 'recycle' through their shops.

Fair do's Mercian. I'm surprised the kits cost so much to produce but if they do then I stand corrected.

Hey no problem

... trust me they do!

Here's ours, the club have kindly offered to sell them in the club shop as well!

As I said bespoke ones (Name & Number) will be available to order ... but might take a little longer to get to their owners!

I'd love to see Moz take on Chuck Norris

What I think people's thoughts are affected by are reports of football shirts being made for £5. Now in some cases those shirts are being produced in millions and sold around the world, plus they aren't as complex as rugby shirts in design and sponsors.

Warrington shirts will be produced in the thousands, and with these shirts even more limited so they cost a lot more to produce.

I understand that bespoke shirts are expensive but the template/design etc is already in place and its just different coloured material being used.
Yes I know they are doing a great thing for a good cause but I just wondered how much the club was actually getting compared to the 'heroes' and their families.

If that were ever to happen, the world would end as a consequence.

That's it! I'm "baggsing" the rights to Highlander IV:Here's Morley

One thing's for sure, I'm not having Sean Canary in it! You can imagine the dialogue

"Lishen, Adrian...thish fellow Norrish, he's no pusshy. He'sh got armsh like tree trunksh, but he'sh older than Shtanley Gene, kick hish arshe"

So is that not the same for every single sports kit made then?


Well, what do you mean "getting"? How much have they had to pay for the shirts in the first place? Should the question be, how many shirts have to be sold for them to break even? Are they only giving the fiver when they've sold enough shirts to make a profit? I doubt it.

If the adult shirts are £40 and you take the VAT off, then take off the donation, how much is left? The kids shirts are also a fiver donation but are cheaper to buy, yet cost more to produce than the adult sizes, probably not going to make any money on them at all, in fact they may cost the club.

I wonder if those people who think a fiver is stingy and get a 10% diso will happily give the saving to charity...

Either way, it's a great gesture from club to offer the shirt and fans to purchase alike.

Yep I seen him even when he was pretending it wasnt him and his lady friend kept nudging him sayin "Thats you they are on about"i seen him!!
you know its no big deal but quite a few off this forum use to go out say once a month for a few beers and a laugh even in fancy dress kinda thing we are not secret agents are we try it sometime its fun!!!