Live Wired likes this...

The woman from the company next to mine who smokes over the mobile sandwich van than comes around (ill turn the fire extinguisher on the dirty, inconsiderate cow one of these days lol)

Agree with that ....& mobile phones.

grown men and women who use the word "simples" in everyday conversation

People on TV who can't speak without waving their arms all over the place.

TV presenters with speech defects.

The 'service' at the mcdonalds in town "yes i would like both halves of the bun with my burger thank you"

Litter.
Bad manners.
Lack of consideration of others.
Lack of Grammar schools for children born of normal working class families.

women with tattoos who wear baseball caps



no dear, you look a mess, now get to the doctors and get sterilised before you breed!

in fact

women with tattoos

Women with Tattoos,takes me back to the mississippi showboat days..

People with staffies...

People who buy Grand Final Tickets Before their team Reaches the Final!!!

People who call themselves Brigantes or Ultras!!

People who can only tell you about how good their team use to be and not how good they are currently!!

they have LOVE on one set of knuckles and HAT on the other (the E is missing cos their Staffie bit it off

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You Can Call Me Al
Livin' On A Prayer
Brown Eyed Girl
Love Shack
Imagine
Blue Monday

haha thats easy.....shave your head, put on a dodgy 80's shell suit and walk about with your mouth open

Most of the Women i met had SHAG on one hand and WANK on the other..

text speak and people who can't use your and you're in the right context

getting a text off your other half when you are at work asking what you are up to, lol im at work woman what do you think im doing? scaling mount everest? re-inventing the wheel perhaps?

There, their, they're.

Another good one

people who use "okies" instead of "ok"
lol not sure why this drives me mad but it does

"Stunning" 3D
"Unexpected items in the bagging area"
Car parks that have enough disabled spaces for the northern hemisphere
Women comedians. They Just ain't funny
Realising that people from Warrington sound like Kerry Katona
Poor spelling or punctuation
Old people who shop in Supermarkets at the Weekend. You've got all bloody week!!
Sitting in a queue on the M6 (To/from work) and not hearing one sodding traffic report explaining the reasons
Whilst I'm on radio traffic reports, adverts for 18 hours before the actual TRAFFIC REPORT.
Charity bags. I emptied my drawer last weekend and have now caused a space the size of Russia to be uninhabitable for the next 300 million years. Give or take.
People who go for a run with their dogs attatched via a complicated series of harnesses and leashes
Exectives wearing hard hats (TV reports etc). They never seem to fit and It just looks wrong.
Grammar schools
Staffies

For a moment there Teesside, I thought you were consoling a tearful Worriers fan, after he found out RatBoy wasn't MoS.

Not sure if he still works there but the camp guy who works on the tills at Sports Direct on the riverside retail, he's properly annoying

Love it, I could also add were, where, we're. Mind you Wigan fans write as they talk. eg, 'Were are we?'

the amount of eastern europeans over here when there is 2.5 million on the dole