Having thought about this a bit more, what I would do is:-

- Let the people running the club stay running the club. The odd ticket nightmare aside, they're doing a great job.
- I'd make sure the community/foundation side of the club was kept in place. Again, probably not making any changes.
- I'd make sure that our head of youth development was in place and that he..actually...yeah, I'd keep Bastian
- I'd ensure we were spending up to the maximum on the salary ca..p...
- I'd put a team on the field capable of coming top of the....league...ah
- I'd extend the ground, maybe filling the corners in...oh

Furry seat covers?

I'm surprised that nobody has suggested investing in 3 or 4 pinters for the stadium...

Well I did win on the Euro Millions, sadly I don't think my £5.50 will be very helpful to rugby. On the other hand I also won £10 on Wednesday's lottery. Maybe I am building to the big one.

Convert the east stand to terracing with the ability to walk from one end of the south right around the the other end of the east

Put a second tier of seats on the north, east and south stands including over the quadrants so its completely enclosed (giving us a capacity around the 25,000 mark)

make sure the club is properly marketed all over cheshire not just in warrington so we fill it every week

hire a top drawer publicist / pr guru (like max clifford) to get both rugby league generally but more specifically us the attention of the general public and national media (celebs being 'spotted' in wire shirts, at games etc) a bit cheesy but it would raise our profile no end

have my own executive box built to my own specifications

buy all the derelict shops opposite central station, knock them down and build us a decent sized car park (not very exciting but needs to be done)

Id also give the wizards a good few million (including renovating wilderspool) to see how far up the leagues they could get

I think id also give the Chester Gladiators several million at least and maybe even buy them the Deva Stadium, it would be interesting to see another cheshire club climb the ladder and maybe one day be another SL derby for us

I am with Lister and Milly here. Lots of money to local clubs that have not had the fortune to receive lottery funding to provide fantastic facilities at the likes of Leigh East, Golbourne and Ince. It is a shame that a town of this size has only four teams at some age groups and it would be nice for the professional club to not need to sign juniors from Yorkshire and Wales etc. And be able to source them locally. Pitches and posts for every primary school in the borough. Encourage the likes of bank quay to develop youth teams and even assist in setting up amateur clubs south of the ship canal. I would then set up a scheme whereby ex or current pro players would assist in coaching junior teams across the country.
Buy my self a small yacht (the sails and stuff would be just for show) moored on the French riviera and live like Michael Cain in Dirty rotten scoundrels.

First thing I'd do is save and give the Crusaders a strong future in Rugby League. Secondly, I'd run Manchester United and the pie-eaters out of business.

lol any help you want with that just give me a shout

No problem! Mind you that could easily be done..... stop all trains coming up north from London.

LOL theres nothing wrong with Old Trafford that a few gallons of petrol and a match wouldnt solve

My sentiments exactly - I cannot stand them!

I used to like you GC, now i'm hovering over the ban button



btw you'd need 3 euro million roll over wins to run Utd.

To liquidise the pie-eaters must be good?

What a stupid little boy you are.

You are also a stupid little boy. Grow up.

Shut up I'm as entitled to my opinion as you are to yours so wind your neck in

I'd spend it all on the delectable pork pies made at A. Ward & Son butchers in Stockton Heath.

You come in to a bit of money then turn your back on us, you've changed Thecko, you've let the money change you, i'm not angry just disappointed

Did I mention I'd be offering free pork pies to all supporters at half time in the concourse?

You're entitled to an opinion about setting fire to a football stadium? I appreciate you're a) joking and b) a complete moron but it's not appropriate, necessary or funny.

I'd agree with you here, it's hard to find anything even remotely funny about a stadium catching fire. Footage of Valley Parade in 1985 when a fire broke out during a game is some of the most harrowing stuff I've ever seen.

Glad it's not just me. I accept he almost certainly didn't mean it literally but we don't joke about stabbing people, assaulting minors or racist abuse - not sure why joking about setting fire to stuff is OK.

...Build a bonfire.. build a bonfire.. put the scousers on the top....put the city in the middle and we'll burn the.........

Never sung that song in my life.