HOW DARE YOU, leagueorunion.



and as for the "LADIES" on GMTV, you have to pay 7 shillings and 6 pence, for a license for them. The lovely Lorraine is probably the best of the lot. She'd have been OK in the old days of the Showboat

Lorraine Kelly is what id call a seven pinter

Back onto the thread though....

3pm Warrington Announce the Re Signing of Allan Langer and Andrew Gee

4pm Both named in starting 17

5pm Due to the game being a sell out, Wigan Warriors announce all bars as a "Free Bar"

6pm, Gates Open early, chants of TSBA begin, along with the free flow of beer

7:15pm Alfie comes onto pitch to warm up and is given hero's welcome

8pm The game kicks off, fielden catches from the start, Andrew gee and Moz knock him into next week! Fielden goes hiding.

8:00 and 15 seconds... Hansen takes the next drive in, Moz booms him for his comment of "being after Moz"

9:00pm 20 mins into second half, Wires are 0-40 up, Sam tomkins has the ball in his in goal area, Alfie runs in for the tackle, knicks the ball (like he did Vs Saints at Wilderspool) and scores.

9:01pm the record Wigan crowd do the Wigan Walk En masse!

That would be my ideal Friday Evening.

A dildo show by the adult wigan dancers with just me as an observer.

Tomkins giving a penalty away for back chat - Wire gain 30 yards - Tomkins again unhappy, penalty given - Wire get to within 20 - Quick tap restart, Tomkins turns around and Morley runs over him and scores!

Pa'aleasina do the 'Truffle Shuffle' to say Cyndi Lauper's Good Enough song

Michael Maguire [inot[/i give his protocol 'Yeah the boys are getting the rewards for their hard work in training' answer in SL Extra Time, should they win!

Anal Roberts not play at full back

Not do a Wire collapse for seemingly neutral viewing advantage (refer to second half of semi final last year)

18K cherry and white sit down and be quiet as the Wire control the game

Following a Lee Briers drop to stretch the lead to 2 scores with 45 seconds to go, the dancers strip that Wigan shirt off and run to the Wire fans and join in the celebrations!!

Being one point down, 10 seconds to go and getting a penalty in our own 20... Keeping the ball alive for 30 seconds after the hooter going from left to right and back to the left again, then for Riley to make a break down the wing and pass it inside only for Dave to score the winner! Queue 5000 Wire fans all chopping live in 3D on Sky Sports!!

Lots of dreaming here

What price Silverwood penalising Westwood for moving off the mark at the play the ball then Monaghan giving him a mouthfull for it wherby he marches us back ten metres and Richards kicks the winning conversion which means Wigan top the league at the end of season by points difference.....


it could happen.......

Im going to go for Wire fans at the DW 1 hour before kickoff and only 1 gate open, massive queues, loads of complaining then Cas and Wigan fans laughing at me saying i should have been there instead of in the pub at least an hour before

Just a decent hard and fast game of rugby will do me.With Wire winning.Abit of biff wouldnt go a miss.Then for me to come home to find out i had won £36 million on the euros.

What would you buy me Robbie?

I would love to see King wipe little Sam's ar*e with Atkins / Morley / Carvell / Louis / Benny W / Ben H / Woody/ Monas - (Pick 2 from list) following in with a bit of biff.

Mate of mine is singing before the game. Umm and aaah between hoping it pours it down and he gets soaked or done dry and he doesn't.

Game tied at 24 all in the last minute, and Briers chips over the top on the half way line. He then does his swallow dive looking for a penalty.

Referee gives a penalty to Wigan for ungentlemanly conduct. Richards kicks the goal and the game ends at 26 - 24 to Wigan.

How does that sound.

It sounds poop

Sam Tomkins goes under the sticks at the wire end with one minute to go. Pat kicks the goal to make it 26-25.

want to see good weather,not all this rain we got now.

Unlikely

I want to be singing"top of the league your having a laugh"

a good game no sin bins no send off.s and then we will se who is the best come on wire

28-28 with 7 seconds remaining. Wigan penalised right in front of OUR sticks for erm...handball. Briers, Myler, Westwood & Hicks all off the pitch. Up steps Carvell. 90 mtrs away. He takes the penalty. The North stand watch the ball coming closer and closer. 4 minutes later it hits the bar. It bounces up higher and higher. Then starts to fall. Slowly. And lands on the bar!!!. 5000 Wire fans start a collective 'dove from above' and the ball drops over the bar. North stand foundations start rocking under the celebrations. Which go on until 4.30am. Once the last Wire fan has safely left, the stand collapses. And brings down the other 3....

We'd be the scum of R.L. X 1000 if we did that...

Sounds like you have been sniffing glue..

i'm still stuck with the stripper idea, to be frank!

briers drop goal al la hull kr would be funny though!

I'd like to see Silverwood pay back some of the 9,411 dodgy decisions he owes us, starting with a real stinker in this game that makes the Wigan fans really mad.

Oh, and a blown up nodder whizzing past.