Autumn, hate winter it's too cold and too warm in summer and spring is full of dead baby birds, so yeah, Autumn

It's FAR too easy to take for granted, mate


Nowt better in life to ask for
a 'huggle'
a kiss
a 'noses' (like Eskimos do)
and a beep nose
before she goes to school....better than a lottery win, that

heavy stuff, mate. I like a porter, but you don't see too many of them

Nipped into both Wetherspoon's yesterday, for the start of their beer festival.....best avoided. Can they keep bitter that doesn't go flat/headless after about a minute... NO.

watching a good brittish comedy(carry ons or bless this house..rising damp steptoe and son the films,auf wiedersein pet)
carol vorderman..beats that tart off breakfast tv lefty
reading a good book
doms on a thursday with my lad..
sunday night out
hols to egypt(14 weeks exactly)
watching england woop the aussies in the cricket
growing my own veg
getting up the nose of my superiors at work(and theres plenty)
hoping my 2-2 bet comes in on a satday(and it will)
and a sunday morn bacon butty

im easily pleased

You, Sir are a buffoon, and I doubt your sanity, as well as your eyesight



I challenge you to a duel at 06:30 tomorrow at Bruche Heath Gardens, the choice of weapon is yours.
Satisfaction will be mine, and I shall celebrate with a Welsh Dragon sausage (bought from the butchers there) butty. I've heard the home-made ready meals he sells are excellent, too.

I'll see your Welsh Dragon sausage and raise you a Satterthwaite's pork pie (with a sausage roll thrown in for nothing!)



Oh yes, and while we're at it, forget all other TV totty apart from Jasmine on 'A place in the sun - home or away' ..... absolutely luvverly!

The scent of your girlfriend's muff (still on your nose) the morning after you motted her out
Combining shaving oil with brand new pro glides for a silky shave
Brand new pairs of socks from TK Maxx
Stuffed crust pizzas from Asda
Pushing in front of old people when getting on the bus, just so I can get a seat closer to the front
'Cupcaking' my dog

The first massive stretch when you just wake up!
Bacon, sausage, beans, scrambled egg and toast on a Saturday made by the missus (whilst i stretch in bed)
Walking to work on a frosty morning when there's a crisp in the air
Holly Willa-booby
Playing FIFA with the lads
Working from home days!

GETTING HOME FROM WORK,taking your shoes or boots off & the feeling you get when you peel your sock from the bottom of your foot if it has stuck!

bliss.

the down side is it doesn't always stick!

Sex.

Getting the train into Manchester of a morning and going over the M62 to find it gridlocked.
Having some boy racer tailgate you and slowing down on purpose.
Passing Accountancy Exams
My 3 month old little lad giving cheeky smiles and gurgles
Ice Cream
Mince Pies
The Golden Hour on Radio 1
All the ladies on Sky Sports News

Sitting down to watch something that you've looked forward to after a day at work, just before you lie on the couch your brain reminding you that you bought some Crunchies when you went shopping. Then lying back down on the couch full tilt buggy.

The smell of freshly mown grass.
A glass of port in front of the TV.

Sitting on the toilet with the Sunday paper

Sex, drugs, alcohol, violence and punk rock.

Doing jigsaws with my 3 year old
Gardening
Photography
Watching Blakes 7 & Pertwee/Baker era Doctor Who
Music documentaries
Wine

Teabagging unsuspecting recipients.

Matt6219 (or whatever) Avatar's

Bacon butty, brown sauce, soft white bread.

Going to music concerts.

Waking up in the middle of the night (say 2am/3am) and knowing that you can go back to sleep.

Winning arguments.

Fishfinger butties.

Babestation

Waking up after going for "a quiet pint" and realising you made it home with absolutely no recollection of what happened the night before or how you got there!

Swimming with bow legged women

With a used nodder in your boxers?

In the past - I never made it home. I felt like David Attenbrough (sp?) on a new adventure. Oh and that nodder was on the floor. VICTORY.

Now - The missus would probably find it and I'd wake up wearing my ballcocks as a bow-tie!