Speaking of that, what will his number be? 32?

I got told you can't have names of famous people on here? Who know's? I could actually be called Cristiano Ronaldo...pure coincidence.

But my name really is Brian Carney!!!!! And i am older so he copied me!!!!!

I'm Brian

My name is lee Briers

Just on a tangent, I played in a football match once and an opposition player was sent off for giving the referee his name, Tom Jones.
The referee thought he was giving a false name, which is a red card offense. Crazy world.

I'm Brian.

My mate at school got sent out of P.E for telling the football rep from Chester that his name was Michael Owen, his name was Michael Owen.

quality

I've just changed my name to Lesley Vainokolo to see if he signs.

I'm preparing myself for some stick at work.

Great site lads...

I'm Brian and so is my wife

Your name is Engelbert now dont tell fibs Brian oh er i mean Engelbert!!
See you at weekend mate.

Madness.

I got thrown out of PE for telling my teacher 'You're a massive bell end, it's freezing out there, who in the right mind would play hockey in that.'

Guess what my name is, shady that ain't it.

Hockey. You obviously went to an all girls school.

Good point. Never mind complaining about it being cold outside, what about the fact that you had to play hockey.

Welcome BC


My mate was caught peeing by a copper on a drunken night out and when asked for his name said "Ian Wright"
He had no id and the copper said give me your real name or it's a night in the cell. An argument and 5 minutes later and he's thrown in the van.

Only my other mate having his mobile and showing it to the copper with his name and ringing his phone got him out (still with a fine). Funny when i think about it

Crazy, but not unusual.

Boo! Ge'roff!

No. Tirty tree.....

I'll get my coat. Luckily i [ileft my hat on[/i

32 ?

No, but I took part in anything where sports bra's had to be worn by all the ladies. I used to pretend that I was sticking my 'goal attack' in the 'wing defence'.