Moz wouldnt feel it

would be good if he scores the winner and takes off his shirt to reveal a vest saying "bloody hell mathers" infront of the south stand

No no no mate, thats just wrong.



But any of the GMTV ladies anyday



Sorry...Except Lorraine "Can you see ma growler?" Kelly

A conga whilst we are 25 points ahead.

The scores are locked at 22-22. There is five seconds left on the clockl we are 30 metres from Wigans try line, the ball comes to Briers he passes to Mathers next to him because he has Wigan defenders charging at him, arms raised, making any attempt at a drop goal impossible. Mathers kicks the drop goal in front of The South Stand then runs all the way back to the Wire fans and the whole team celebrate in front of us.

Magic.

PS; Best thread in ages!

Says who



Ill have you know i'm Bi sexual

if i don't get it for free i buy it

i would love to see a massive 5000 person conga knocking down all the stewards in the away end like skittles as revenge for last years jobsworths stopping it.

After every try the team must slide on their knees towards the crowd holding hands like that European (I think they are Spanish, Barcelona or Real Madrid?) football team do.

However if they do do it then we must never speak of it again as it probably would be a very cringe-worthy affair.

HOW DARE YOU, leagueorunion.



and as for the "LADIES" on GMTV, you have to pay 7 shillings and 6 pence, for a license for them. The lovely Lorraine is probably the best of the lot. She'd have been OK in the old days of the Showboat

Lorraine Kelly is what id call a seven pinter

Back onto the thread though....

3pm Warrington Announce the Re Signing of Allan Langer and Andrew Gee

4pm Both named in starting 17

5pm Due to the game being a sell out, Wigan Warriors announce all bars as a "Free Bar"

6pm, Gates Open early, chants of TSBA begin, along with the free flow of beer

7:15pm Alfie comes onto pitch to warm up and is given hero's welcome

8pm The game kicks off, fielden catches from the start, Andrew gee and Moz knock him into next week! Fielden goes hiding.

8:00 and 15 seconds... Hansen takes the next drive in, Moz booms him for his comment of "being after Moz"

9:00pm 20 mins into second half, Wires are 0-40 up, Sam tomkins has the ball in his in goal area, Alfie runs in for the tackle, knicks the ball (like he did Vs Saints at Wilderspool) and scores.

9:01pm the record Wigan crowd do the Wigan Walk En masse!

That would be my ideal Friday Evening.

A dildo show by the adult wigan dancers with just me as an observer.

Tomkins giving a penalty away for back chat - Wire gain 30 yards - Tomkins again unhappy, penalty given - Wire get to within 20 - Quick tap restart, Tomkins turns around and Morley runs over him and scores!

Pa'aleasina do the 'Truffle Shuffle' to say Cyndi Lauper's Good Enough song

Michael Maguire [inot[/i give his protocol 'Yeah the boys are getting the rewards for their hard work in training' answer in SL Extra Time, should they win!

Anal Roberts not play at full back

Not do a Wire collapse for seemingly neutral viewing advantage (refer to second half of semi final last year)

18K cherry and white sit down and be quiet as the Wire control the game

Following a Lee Briers drop to stretch the lead to 2 scores with 45 seconds to go, the dancers strip that Wigan shirt off and run to the Wire fans and join in the celebrations!!

Being one point down, 10 seconds to go and getting a penalty in our own 20... Keeping the ball alive for 30 seconds after the hooter going from left to right and back to the left again, then for Riley to make a break down the wing and pass it inside only for Dave to score the winner! Queue 5000 Wire fans all chopping live in 3D on Sky Sports!!

Lots of dreaming here

What price Silverwood penalising Westwood for moving off the mark at the play the ball then Monaghan giving him a mouthfull for it wherby he marches us back ten metres and Richards kicks the winning conversion which means Wigan top the league at the end of season by points difference.....


it could happen.......

Im going to go for Wire fans at the DW 1 hour before kickoff and only 1 gate open, massive queues, loads of complaining then Cas and Wigan fans laughing at me saying i should have been there instead of in the pub at least an hour before

Just a decent hard and fast game of rugby will do me.With Wire winning.Abit of biff wouldnt go a miss.Then for me to come home to find out i had won £36 million on the euros.

What would you buy me Robbie?

I would love to see King wipe little Sam's ar*e with Atkins / Morley / Carvell / Louis / Benny W / Ben H / Woody/ Monas - (Pick 2 from list) following in with a bit of biff.

Mate of mine is singing before the game. Umm and aaah between hoping it pours it down and he gets soaked or done dry and he doesn't.

Game tied at 24 all in the last minute, and Briers chips over the top on the half way line. He then does his swallow dive looking for a penalty.

Referee gives a penalty to Wigan for ungentlemanly conduct. Richards kicks the goal and the game ends at 26 - 24 to Wigan.

How does that sound.

It sounds poop

Sam Tomkins goes under the sticks at the wire end with one minute to go. Pat kicks the goal to make it 26-25.