What is it about our respective partners that insist on talking about johhnyrobbins for 2 hours before, during, and 2 hours after the game. When I say johnnyrobbins I mean anything that isn't strictly related to the game. I still don't think the fairer sex get sport like blokes do.

Hope you told him to pull himself together.

pa rum pum pum pum

Is the S/W the new Pond Life Corner now? Honest question.

He he. I hope you don't receive a veiled threat now.

You're not exactly DRAPEd in glory with that comment though

Hey this is me your posting at, I'm not blind. I didn't require the capitals. You should show more respect

i didn't want the shroud of secrecy though

I'm taking my keyboard on Friday.

I would love that more than you could know! Would you play The Model by Kraftwerk everytime we scored?

No, but I'd play chopsticks, two handed - crossing over, like.

I only like keyboards when you activate some sort of drum & bass music by accident, then want to turn it off but only succeed to make the beat faster & faster.

why did geordie stop being the drummer anyway? i been wondering this since the start of the season

Injured.

I've spoken to someone close to him, 99% sure he's playing Friday.

Alan Partridgesque?

Salary cap.

PMSL

Done it for 10 years and thoroughly enjoyed it but all good things must come to an end.

In fairness I had, had my fill of all the little Scrotes and Cockneys that had turned up.

Come on Geordie lets f----- have em bang that f------ drum and i'll smash the c----s

????

Magic. I heard Geordie was getting "mugged off" by some muppets who needed "telling". "Anyway ah'm all for a bit of the Casual lifestyle like well the clathes anyway, but*

*To paraphrase Irvine Welsh.

Maybe we need Simon Cowell to start a new show - Drum idol to get some publicity. Get the drummers in lurex suits with the dancers in the stands not on the field, new songs from Lord Webber, Wolfie going camp and draught Pimms in the bars. Take all the attention from all those rough sorts on the field and in the corners. It could be the new sensation that brings league to the massses again. But who would be the judges?

do you still stand at the same place?

Bog roll!

Agreed, and neither does PA music after we score. Ban false atmosphere.

and the seats in the East

Although I agree the HJ was flawed from day one by the lack of an authentic home end, those seats are obviously not gonna get removed now.

There's nothing stopping greater numbers of South Standers joining us in the West to ultimately force a hostile takeover though...