poor Ryan & Oliver being beaten by a girl

Got Rooney missing this week and Zamora's fooked, the mercurial value for money Denilson looking for more points. Teams that are on the rise Torres Melinoa(scouse b'astard Stein and Furlong(Chelsea rentboy}

I'm screwed this week.

I'm still trying to find that moment in my memory bank where putting in O'Hara (not the games rip off bloke - although it may as well be) and Alves seemed justified.

Drogba is a minge.

poor scouting on your part i reckon, both drogba and vatuvei can't be poor.

I disagree. Now Alves is a whole different matter.

Im back on top where i belong

I've actually moved up a bit this time...

3rd best weekly score. Started to move up after a very poor start.

i'm going down quicker than Ronaldo in a penalty area

Faster than the speed of light that!

Only half a Gerard that though.

Ronaldo doesn't go down quickly, he leaps into the air, pushes his chest out as much as he can, twirls in the air then belly flops onto the grass, all this whilst clutching his leg with one arm, whilst bracing the other for a good couple of whacks on the grass to emphasize the effect of shadow tackling.

Or Gerrard, who has won alot more penalties through diving than Ronaldo.

Put Gerrard hypocrite into that video website.

Beat you to it

when you you become a football expert, stop jumping on the bandwagon

You'll be saying i've been a fan of Manchester United since last summer next




When you start supporting a decent team then we'll talk.

brilliant WOTT, just brilliant

Deary me today.

Define "fan"

18-1.