Pay for the building of executive boxes above the south stand terrace. Each would have a balcony and I'd bag the one next to the commentary box, where I could repeatedly shout abuse with my loudhaler about Phil Clarke that would be picked up throughout the Sky live matches.
The dancers would be damn tidy at half time.

Would £138million buy Wigan

House, Car the usual things.


Give a grand to whoever banjo's that scrote from Wigan.

138 million would buy the whole town.... and everything in it.

If we're being realistic I think the only "investment" in RL I'd be making would be the cost of a TV link up so I can watch the matches in my Las Vegas apartment.

and possibly the neighbour's leigh! haaaaaa!

absolutly nowt,,be too busy jet setting around the world..may come back to see us give wigan their yearly thrashing

I would improve facilities for all amateur clubs in Warrington - new clubhouses, improve the grass pitches, 3G pitches, gym.

Invest in Service area, Academy, U20's.

Money to RL related charities

Stadium improvements

Investment when needed for players

I'd buy Warrington Wolves from Simon Moran.

Then I'd get Phil Clarke in as Director of Rugby and statistical analysis in charge of the signings so he would bring in quality players like Hock and Tomkins. I'd also insist on us bringing Gleeson back to replace Matt King. Tony Smith would probably be unhappy about board interference so we'd part company by mutual consent with best wishes for the future and I'd get Hanley in as coach.

Also I'd buy the struggling Sale Sharks and rename them Warrington Wolves RU and play them out of the HJ in a bid to get a RU franchise up and running in Warrington and run a joint code venture like Hetherington has done with great success at Leeds.

Guarantee (daily) advertising space to all British newspapers, on the proviso of employing dedicated RL journalists. Schmooze/blackmail (dependant on my mood), Barbara Slater and Helen Boaden.

Too many sports to split my money between.

Think Everton need a bit of financial assistance more so would give a fair bit to them. Warrington - a few million for stuff like stadium expansion and pay for free coaches to all away matches.

Would also buy a Green Bay Packers season ticket which would mean I'd need a private jet aswell.

It wouldn't buy their salary cap.

either that or

It would buy them and their stadium and still have 115 million left to spend. (2million on Wigan, 21 on the DW.)

i'd lend the club 50 mill on the proviso that no one was allowed in unless they were wearing a warrington wolves replica shirt.


oh and for those of you that haven't seen kelly lebrock for a while

Nice one cat.... you have just ruined a memory....

i still open internal doors like chet, with a cigar in my mouth and using only my feet.

Don't they just

I'd invest money in our local amateur junior clubs - make sure they all had a decent club house and changing rooms, a minibus or two and new kits for the kids teams!

I'd give some money to the junior leagues to be used to pay for coaching courses and equipment.

Buy a hot air balloon and employ Charley Chuck to shout random daft things outside Warrington players bedroom windows the night before a game.

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i like honesty

i'd share mine with family and friends and give a chunk to charity

GREAT, another thread de-railment

Having an interesting dabate about speding money, and someone (a MOD, ffs) brings up David Vaealiki

would gather all "friends" and family and after giving them a cheque for £50k each and the inevitable response "Is that all we get after you've won 138-million" : to which would reply, "Sorry you've taken that attitude cos actually was gonna give you each a £50k cheque each month........." Bye-bye....

Then, would be a Secret Millionaire investor into my beloved Wolves for Foundation & Club Development plus £1-million to the RSPCA as a charitable cause


Dream On..........but its a nice thought !!

Nothing to do with Warrington but heres what I would do...

I have 2 major hobbies. 1 is collecting old books and the other is RL so I guess I could have the money to enjoy both to the highest level. On the RL side I would invest money into Leeds and be sort of a silent partner. I would like them to use the money to invest in quality players and to take Leeds back to the top of the league. I would also like to invest in other things like struggling clubs, youth and the international side of the game.

Oh and id pay Tony Smith whatever he wanted to come back to Leeds because my god he's good!!

I'd purchase an exec box. For life. I'd also pay Graham Lovett to comentate on the matches for me.

Would you insists he gets everyone's names deliberately wrong?

I ended up winning 77 quid last night, so my buxom waitress near my dug out seats will have to wait.
But there's always next time !