if you dont like em dont read them

simple that isnt it

Will they be giving face masks out as we cross the border from England to Scotland...

good point that.

its another reason im glad to be stayin at home.

I've just come back from the doctors because I have had flu like symptoms. He said there was nothing to worry about and has prescribed me some oinkment

lets hope it saves your bacon

My mate says he's got swine flu, but I reckon he's just telling porkies.

Oh no, i think ive caught swine flu...

...ive just come out in a nasty rasher

Hong Kong Sevens 2003.Sars broke out into Hong Kong from Guangdong. Hong Kong wanted to cancel it. 30,000 British including myself still went there for the tournament. Once again we laughed in the face of Danger.!!

I feel safe in the knowledge we'll be safe in Scotland

is that some kind of gag?

im sorry i just dont get it

Nope not a gag

Miss Piggy has just been admitted to hospital.

is it actually something we should be joking about??

Some people are saying we should run for the hills and cull pigs around the world. some are taking it with a pinch of salt.

The odds of you. or someone you know contracting the illness are so remote, it's not worth fussing about.

Oh No who invited the PC brigade?

there's always one bobbie lad

im just saying wether you know someone with it or not people have still died from it and alot more will aswell

I bet you call it a personhole cover aswell, and a waitperson.



People die from things every day, but if we all panicked about everything that could kill us or anyone else, we'd die of confusion.

and a lot of people Die through Normal Infuenza. But im not on here saying People cant laugh at men who have it???

Its only a man cold etc...

Ahh. There's people out there driving 4x4 cars to barrack if your bored

I have no idea why the press like scaring certain individuals like the elderly and these people who believe everything they hear.

Last nights news was all about putting big padlocks on your door and wrapping yourself up in bubble wrap to keep the swine away, they briefly touched on the fact that 2 people in question are reacting very well to medication and we have more medication than America to combat an outbreak.

this stuff is boring. what about the black hole machine!

The Hadron Collider.

Rulebreakingtastic, funny as hell

it is strange that suddenly after the G20 summit the whole world breaks out with a killer virus that all of a sudden takes all the "credit crunch" worries out of the news and people forget all about money worries as we have something worse to panic about

conspiracy theory or the goddam truth. Also looks good on Gordon brown with an election coming up this time next year if he has saved Britains from certain death.

Let's hope it's after Scotland tho.

Like Kevin Sinfield?