what a load of old tosh

Got to agree with you on this.

In a comedy face off between that tool Clarkson and JWP.........I'd bet my house on JWP every day of the week.

Think you can do better, Georgie boy? You know what to do. I'll be right here on the edge of my seat.

'Woke up. Changed my username again, ready to cause more mischief. Hee hee, those chumps will never know it's really me! Off to Chicago tonight, can't wait.'

JWP wakes up in a morning and wees excellence, comedy post-wise. Take note!

JWP's Number One Fan. Stan.

'teas gone cold I wonder why, I get out of bed at all.'

I like Dido. Shame she's extinct.

It's the tattoo of his username on my chest that gives it away, isn't it...

OK love, I didn't know JWP was your boyfriend.

Keep your knickers on

Is that the one you showed me last night?

Only good bit of Dido ever was that sample (if that's the right term).

She was no Beth Orton.

I liked White Flag as well. She was, so to speak, a 'fittie' in that video. That bloke out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer also looked good in it.

I read that as J o W o P

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thats the only song i've not tackled on me Lips! yet. too scared.

Can't you do it Metallica style?

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hard enough doing metallica metallica style.

Though i've got our young un shouting the chorus to seek and destroy now which is a larf.


Bring on GH metallica in may for King diamond style black metal falsetto antics.

Jeremy Clarkson as another poster says is a tool, even on Top Gear he trots out the same old tired Political Correctness gone mad, EU banana benders cliches and the like. He really isn't all that funny.

The Down to the Wire website has more credibility as a media source than the despicable right wing rag which Clarkson writes a column for.

Excellent first attempt at a blog JWP, keep up the good work.

So many witty responses, so little time...

Just my type

I tried Go your Own Way by the Mac on Saturday (Guitar Hero). It was well out my range and I had to give up. Sang One I love by REM instead... GAAAAY.

I could go right off you.

Is it a bit nippy over there?

Nice read, that.

Well done, I'm not sure how you make the most random of stuff make sense. You have a 'feel good factor' in the stuff you say, not sure why but I always seem to crack a smile when I read your stuff.

Keep it up, I look forward to your next one

Good effort young chap.