Fake news!

Christ have seen Percival's defence...couldn't tackle a bowl of cornflakes

Careful. He's the new Meninga

As Jim Doyle would say meninga my a**e...and this isnt some sort of cockny rhyming slang

Percival has come on leaps and bounds this season and his defence is more than adequate, even bordering on dominating.

Just to reinforce the only fact about stats is that they exist.

68% of all statistics are made up

but the other 54% are true

Most people think they are above average

You can't put a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it

You can't breath through your nose, with your tongue hanging out of your mouth
















Statistically, 91% of posters on here will have tried it.

Many a mickle doesn't actually make a muckle - it just makes a lot of mickles

(Statistically over 75% of you will now be thinking wtf?)

Because those that don't think are probably not?

Five out of four people can't do fractions..