All round the Halliwell Jones where once we watched (insert star player from the past) play, we had Henry on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing, only at the fields of the HJ

Get new batteries for your keyboard?

I Love It.
Stand Near The Drum On Sunday, Get It Going.

Yes, thank you, Duracell Ultra

Be my pleasure

Actually, on reflection, your right.

I've always discreetly liked the Shaggin' Sheep Together version, though.

The jealousy of the champions is almost tangible...

does your mum know you're using language like that?

Bore off Lenny.

Please don't, you know I can't sing that song Ash

Not about Tony Smith or Leeds, but:

"Always look out for Richard on the PC, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo"

We haven't heard the Gleeson song for a while, time to hit it out on Sunday and do the same one with Smith, although I'm sure it'd be a bit funnier if it went like this:

Tony Smith is magic, he wears a magic hat
And when he saw the HJ, he said the time isn't right at the moment but 8 months later he said I fancy that
He could have signed for Rhinos, or Saints but he coach both in Oz
He signed for Warrington.....

It doesn't quite fit to the tune though, which is a shame

Cockers, I was thinking more:

"He could've stayed with England,
Signed for Saints but they're sh.."


I know he's still part time HC of the national team, but I coubt he'll renew his contract after this year and he has stepped down from his other duties at the RFL.

I actually think the current song of Martin Gleeson would be fine, especially considering the Widnes job is currently up for grabs and the Wigan one won't be far behind....

Orrrrrrrrrr,
Copy the Leeds version, where they stop at "he said I fancy that", and start again.

And miss the only part of the song that everyone knows?

No chance

Oh Tony Smith is wonderful
Oh Tony Smith is wonderrrfullll
He's full of tips, tactics and the Wire
Oh Tony Smith is wonderful

That is quite good.

Here is one I learned years ago during the Brian Bevan era, sung to the tune of "Funiculi,funicula". Adapted for current team.

Ball out, ball out, that's the fighting call
Scrum half, stand off, centre's got the ball
Give it to Benny, on to Penny,
Martin Gleeson hears the cry
Give the ball to Hicksy, he's the man to score the try.

Repeat ad nauseum.

Perhaps our opera singer could perform it before each game

Cillit bang advert

Tony smith!!
Bang and the jimmys gone

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Before the Worst by The Script.

The End Is The Beginning Is The End

The Smashing Pumpkins.

Get Smith out!
Get Smith out!
Get Smith out!
Get Smith out!





Shouldn't take too long...

broken beat and scarred by 'tallica.

cos won't don't kill ya, makes ya more strong!!!!!