Cleaners who just walk in the Gents Toilets to clean them while you are having a pee,Would nt mind if they were Fit..

It's just not the done thing. There is no reason on god's earth why houses have to be the way they are. But; Imagine if you walked in your front door and entered the kitchen? Kitchens should be downstairs and, at the back! There is no real reason for this it's just the way it is.

In western society, everything is organised in a left to right manner, as this is the way we write. Having to start on the right is unnerving, goes against convention, and is loving evil. It's just not natural, it's Sinister(from the latin sinistra, which is why it's just not right. To left, right!)

the p.c brigade
health and safety goons
people who jump red lights
the royal family
any one in uniform that turns them into little hitlers
pillocks that walk round in shorts and tee shirts when its ing down
my place of work

They do open it when it's busy. If any checkout past checkout '33' is open, it has to be open, health and safety. If not, they won't open it as they won't pay for security to stand at that door, tight sods.

People who are unwilling to learn anything - I hate them. People who go to Tesco, buy a mobile and ask the person at the desk to set it up for them because they're no good with technology. Get good at it you thick idiots, half of it is common sense but you con yourselves into believing you can't put a battery and/or sim card in a phone. Not only that, but people will say things like "Is my credit on it?" and "Are my numbers still saved?", and if the person says no, or the person says "YOU have to save your old numbers to your sim and then put it in the phone", they then fret in absolute disgust as though it's expected that everything is perfect.

Whats up with little people ?

People who do things because it suits them..As in parking next to the door at a petrol station because they want to go in and buy a paper thus making it difficult for other people to drive away from the pumps...

X Factor,Big Brother,Only way is Essex...And so on...And the celeb versions of these.

The endless amount of takeaway menus being posted through my front door.

oh hell yeah !!!! lol i might have my own little anti PC tirade if I can be bothered

The car parking attendants near Old Trafford who thought £10 per car was a great price, and looked disgusted when we laughed and said no chance.

Soon went somewhere else close by charging £3.

Well I'm 99% confident that THE "Lefty" and other non right wingers on here such as TANCW, Slim, Tin Soldier, worthing wire, and er me, will not be voting for UKIP at any time soon...

Dark,Cold wet mornings..
Hearing Fireworks in August..
Carol singers who knock on your door but dont sing..
Stewards who puff their chests out at any hint of trouble..
Stewards who cannot identify Simon Moran..
Stepping in a fresh dog turd!!!
Stubbing ya BIG toe..
Catching ya Winkie in ya Zip...
BAD BREATH...
Yellow Teeth..
Bo..
Dandruff..

This t0$$p0t is doing book signings at WHSmiths Trafford Centre on Tuesday...be still my beating heart

Is it a cookbook?

That was his first tome

This one, is one of those 'self help' books
It's entitiled "How to be a fat, unfunny t0$$p0t"
I can't think of a better author to do this.

haha i might go and slap him

be careful, he might eat your hand.

Customer service in grocery and non food retail outlets in this country. I spent £500 on tiles last week the bloke in the shop said about 5 words to me never got out of his chair and barely looked up from his PC screen.
when I picked them up two days later he wheeled the palet to the back door said "thats as far as i can go" dropped the pallet and went back in the Warehouse...!!!!

I spent £5 quid in Macdonalds got Please's and thank you's galore got told to enjoy my meal I swear they'd have blown me off I had bought an Apple pie...!!

it seems to me the more you spend the more contempt you are treated with...I wanted to spend £2000 on a fitted bedroom and I can honestly the say the bloke that came to measure up was THE biggest cock known to man he ended up wasting his afternoon and losing a stone wall guaranteed Sale by trying to be the big I am Salesman..

I quote the above post because I once bought a pay as you go phone for £120 quid in tesco and I must have been Wearing my Harry Potter Invisible cloak ...I was hardly acknowledge from start to finish and felt like I was inconveniencing the staff from the serious business of them staring blankly at the ceiling.

Standing on a plug...

New Years Eve. Most pointless celebration of the year, it's just the same as any other day!

Sue Barker

Susanna reid!

Also vague fb/twitter posts.

And in that vain. Attention seekers.

People who gasp and overact everything

Talksport...........I still listen in once in a while just to check how bad it is...Danny Kelly trying to talk about Rugby union the other day was quite simply embarrassing rename the fecking thing talk football and cricket and have done with it.

Biggest irritations for me is WOMAN and MEN (wwww almost got shot by the PC cops). Who know bugger all about Rugby League or Union but yet in the works canteen spout total drivel as they know bugger all about Rugby. Had one in work today and i quote. "My husband says that NZ no.7 is always getting away with putting his hands on the ball and he should not do that".

FFS i replied that what he should do to which she replied well my husband says he cant. Her husband closest connection to Rugby is that he lives 3 miles from the local union ground. Bloody hate it when people come out of the woodwork and have no idea what they are talking about. Its been horrendous with the union World Cup on and i live in Wales so you can imagine the experts are out on a month release before they bugger off to talk about Strictly come prancing and X factor.

Why ohh why cant it be on subscription TV it owuld save me all this aggro from prats in work. Coming on here at least most of you know the game i work with only 1 other person out of 100 who knows union or league. i am doing my nut in work i am losing the plot all beacuse of

IRRITATIONS.

Bloody hell SL is over for 1 day and i am losing it. Going to be a long off season i feel.

Go compare adverts

The haribo advert, the one that little brat says "sign the fession"

People who talk about their kids all the time

people who always say "you'll change your mind one day" when i say i'm never having kids. NO I WON'T, I HATE KIDS.

People who don't know the difference between discussion and argument.

The ridiculous hype STILL following Tiger 'flipping' Woods (especially by broadcasting stations in our country).
In his latest tournament, with only one round to go, he lies a massive 9 shots behind the leader, with umpteen players above him on the leader board, yet we're still bombarded with news about his round.
FFS, we have an Englishman in second place, and we've heard nothing about him.
I wouldn't mind, but this is a tournament for players ranked outside the Top 50.

Come on, be brave. Just say it, never mind the PC Brigade.