It’s funnier than the Beano and Dandy combined.

More tits than Razzle

Few choice posts after their 40-12 defeat to Salford yesterday. For some reason our defeat to Widnes was brought in to it.

[quote="karetaker":2invghut]Few choice posts after their 40-12 defeat to Salford yesterday. For some reason our defeat to Widnes was brought in to it. [/quote:2invghut] lol. That’s for the update as I’m banned. They fail to realise the difference of those to games are poles apart. A youthful lightweight Wire team, holding their own for much of the game against seasoned players at Widnes. Whereas much of that Saints team will be their first choice. That Saints defence was god awful. Love it.

I don't get the Salford thing, I thought they were selling half their players.

[quote="matt_wire":3txmoplt]I don't get the Salford thing, I thought they were selling half their players.[/quote:3txmoplt] Seems they have new owners coming in and have been given a little more time if I have read it right. But even so the whole thing is a shambles.

[quote="karetaker":2r4uek1h]Seems they have new owners coming in and have been given a little more time if I have read it right. But even so the whole thing is a shambles.[/quote:2r4uek1h] Typical RL isn't it? But hey, don't worry, you can buy a single trading card from that new set for six flaming quid! Good to see the priorities are right.

[quote="karetaker":2sf28i7t]Seems they have new owners coming in and have been given a little more time if I have read it right. But even so the whole thing is a shambles.[/quote:2sf28i7t] That's not guaranteed. Salford's first league game in 2 1/2 weeks. No players registered under sustainability cap. As you say, shambles.

[quote="Wires71":2ifxzxvv]That's not guaranteed. Salford's first league game in 2 1/2 weeks. No players registered under sustainability cap. As you say, shambles.[/quote:2ifxzxvv] What happens if the new owners don`t proceed with the purchase of Salford Red Devils within the timeframe of the season starting? There is no guarantee that the proposed takeover will actually happen. The whole situation has degenerated into a shambles.

I know that it was in response to a St's V Salford game but can we keep the Salford News on the Salford thread please, as in the words of Jimmy Cricket no doubt " and there's more" to come.

[quote="Uncle Rico":yez2u5b1]I know that it was in response to a St's V Salford game but can we keep the Salford News on the Salford thread please, as in the words of Jimmy Cricket no doubt " and there's more" to come.[/quote:yez2u5b1] By Jiminy UR u r right

Well all the chat about Lees for 2026 I ventured over to have a look and no surprise to see a post with W@#&# in it lol.

Well that’s my day brightened up after reading all that today. Imagine if they announced Knowles and Lees are off for 2026 they will need to build a wall around St Helens to keep the crazed zombie fans in.

Not happy with their win today

[quote="karetaker":1x7sc9h6]Not happy with their win today [/quote:1x7sc9h6] When will they come to terms with the fact they're no longer 'The entertainers'?

[quote="matt_wire":2gnhrnpd]When will they come to terms with the fact they're no longer 'The entertainers'? [/quote:2gnhrnpd] I’m going against the grain here but plenty seem well aware. Along the lines of “boring but winning I can take, but boring AND losing…”

If you have a drink in your hands right now I suggest you put it down before you read on………………. Couple of people on there praising Karl Fitzpatrick. YES it’s true.

[quote="karetaker":vpmuyddj]If you have a drink in your hands right now I suggest you put it down before you read on………………. Couple of people on there praising Karl Fitzpatrick. YES it’s true.[/quote:vpmuyddj] I am glad i was sat down when i read that.

[quote="karetaker":31mhbmvz]If you have a drink in your hands right now I suggest you put it down before you read on………………. Couple of people on there praising Karl Fitzpatrick. YES it’s true.[/quote:31mhbmvz] Big money bid for Fizzy Rascal incoming!

Christ, Mike Rush with a dangly earring!

[quote="ratticusfinch":29vu3no0]Christ, Mike Rush with a dangly earring![/quote:29vu3no0] He’s turning into a KF!

We should mock St Helens at our peril. We were lucky to beat them by 1 point at home the last time we played them.

[quote="Wires71":33lw1k54]We should mock St Helens at our peril. We were lucky to beat them by 1 point at home the last time we played them.[/quote:33lw1k54] But a little less lucky the previous three times.

[quote="Wires71":nxe7n7bp]We should mock St Helens at our peril. We were lucky to beat them by 1 point at home the last time we played them.[/quote:nxe7n7bp] To be fair it was their 'cup final'

[quote="Wires71":2a056xb6]We should mock St Helens at our peril. We were lucky to beat them by 1 point at home the last time we played them.[/quote:2a056xb6] I don't remember us being particularly lucky. And I think we are past the point where they can lodge an appeal against the result.