Watching the pies v stellins game, I have heard a load of daft quotes! Such as "it's 6 all and it's as tight as a drum"? What is that all about?

listen to phil clarke for an hour..you wud be able to write a book wiyh the guff he comes out with

Phil Clarke after Saints try ' It was Hocks fault not Ainscoughs'

Nah...for bizzare sayings listen to the New zealand commentators doing a Warriors game

2 minutes to the split...... 2 minutes to half time

has he got the ball over the stripe.....? is it a try

its like a foreign lingo at times

I once remember Eddie commenting on the Warrington team at the start of a game:



Sorry Eddie, how many?


Rugbychick

they dont want to give any bad vibes out about Ainscough hes the next best overrated thing since Kevin Brown......

man of the match tonight.....



he scored two tries (just...I thought the 2nd was dodgy)and got rolled over by Gidley when he scored.....

Sneaky sensored attempt as tight as a nun?

One of the best was last season (I can't remember which game) when Eddie said to Stevo "You could have an argument even if an empty house" Stevos response..... " I could if you were there"



well it wouldn't be empty them would it!

Bill Arthur said To Cunningham after the game That "Saints are used to dogging it out in Defence"....???

phil clarke recons every team has possibly the best attack

But penguins don't swim though do they? lmfao

That was hilarious.

best quote ever imo

ray french " they've started fighting, it's like balloons on sticks"


wtf

He was probably thinking about them not being able to fly but then got mixed up, it was funny.

One from Andrew Johns recently in commentary "That's what makes coaching un-fun."

You kids can't remember Eddie Waring

'That tackle was a real coat hanger' etc

Ray French

And he's got the icepack on his groin there, so possibly not the old shoulder injury

good old eddie......
he's going for an early bath!

Alright MOM tonight was a bit much, but overrated, no.

He's the top try scorer in Super League in his debut season, and looks a certain future international. That was a superb finish for the second try.

If he played for Wire, we would quite rightly be raving about him.

Some more from Stevo off Tinternet

'Its more than five Eddie, its double figures ...nine'

'I cant belive a referee can't count to six. All he has to do is count on one hand'

'The wheels still turning but the hamster's left the cage'



'Throw me off the train in Dewsbury and I land in Batley' apparently about the momentum rule.

Yes I am bored and stuck in Heathrow.

Kevin Penny thats all i need to say

Cullen on botts and all makes me laugh with is 1st impact on collision talk he makes it sound like am watching amercian football

So what is your point about Penny? I see our defence has picked up no end since he was dropped.

He has not played since the first game of the season, so thats seems a bit unfair to me

like the Quins game ?

isn't Botts & All on Television X